BEVERLY HILLS, California - In a surprising move, talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, 51, has announced that she and Mrs. DeGeneres, aka Portia de Rossi, 36, are adopting the famous octuplets. Ellen recently met the octuplets' mother at a local Subway...
An unconfirmed source reported to me today (around the time I was having my afternoon nap), that Comedian/Talk Show Host Ellen Degeneres was seen coming out of a downtown Los Angeles fertility clinic. It is widely speculated that Ellen and her par...
HOLLYWOOD, California - Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is still reeling from the fact that Proposition 8, banning gay marriages in California won. But DeGeneres has talked to her attorney Rigatoni 'Tony' Carducci, and it looks like she may have an...
NEW HAVEN, Connecticut - A Connecticut judge has ruled that gay couples can now legally marry in the 'Nutmeg' state. The ruling is a victory for gay marriage advocates who were disappointed by the California referendum that banned same-sex unions...
Unbelievably, Cover Girl cosmetics has selected comediene/talkshow host/boob-squeazer Ellen Degeneres as their latest spokeswoman, er, spokesperson, er, spokeswhatever. "We realised that we weren't cornering the funny, middle-aged, boyish, marr...
Friends of celebrity lesbians Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi report that the rug-munching pair are "outraged" that their star spangled celebrity wedding on Saturday was "ruined" when British raven-haired temptress, Nigella Lawson, ate one of Hil...
Ellen DeGeneres and daughter of former President Clinton are putting the California Supreme Court ruling in favor of gay marriage into action -- she and Chelsea Victoria Clinton plan to wed, DeGeneres announced during the taping of a popular...
Hollywood gays and lesbians got together to pack fudge for charity and the homeless. This is an annual event in California and has begun spreading across the country. Famous singer Little Richard said "Owwww! I been packin' the fudge for years a...
Burbank, California - Not quite, the cool image of Blow Monkey Bill Clinton as Presidential candidate playing his saxophone while wearing shades on the then hot "Arsenio Hall Show". Instead, Obama's political campaign managers have gone...
The wild fires wrecking havoc across Southern California may have been stared deliberately by funny woman chat show host Ellen DeGeneres.
Iggy, the pooch at the center of the Ellen Degeneres Woofergate scandal, has signed a three-year deal to host a new talk show on Fox, tentatively called "Dog Dishin'."...
An astonishing news release from the Los Angeles District Attorney's office this morning reveals that Ellen deGeneres thought about snatching Paris Hilton's pooch last night.
Hollywood, California - It is practically a signature trademark of the Ellen Show that DeGeneres breaks out dancing at the beginning in joyous celebration and jubilation, much to her audience's delight. Only during yesterday's taping, Ellen...
US and A - Former Dannielynn Birkhead paternity case Judge Larry Seidlin, has chimed in on the Ellen DeGeneres dog fiasco.
PASADENA ('American Bitch' Staff Writer) - The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals is poised to hear a custody case that's brewing between Ellen DeGeneres and a dog-adoption agency calling itself 'Mutts & Moms'.
Cypruss Gardens, Grease (IP) - Famous American comedienne Ellen Degenerate married famous Greak porn star Hetera Phobia in a huge outdoor ceremony. Many readers will remember Hetera Phobia from a scandalous incident where she was deported from Holla...
Hillary Clinton ate a tuna taco on the Ellen DeGeneres show today, to show her support for healthy eating in America.
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