Ellen Spotted at LA Fertility Clinic

Funny story written by HollywoodK

Thursday, 15 January 2009

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Portia wishes this was real.

An unconfirmed source reported to me today (around the time I was having my afternoon nap), that Comedian/Talk Show Host Ellen Degeneres was seen coming out of a downtown Los Angeles fertility clinic.

It is widely speculated that Ellen and her partner, Portia DeRossi, are looking to expand their family - and it seems my over-active imagination made that final link.

A close friend of the couple told me that while the two do want children in the near future, Portia refuses to carry a child because she doesn't want to "destroy her figure."

Makes sense, she is the lady in the relationship.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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