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Funny story: Italians plan pasta boycott for one day; Pope evacuates Vatican City; Police placed on tactical alert as country braces for violence

Italians plan pasta boycott for one day; Pope evacuates Vatican City; Police placed on tactical alert as country braces for violence

Rome, Italy - As word of the planned boycott of pasta, because the rising cost of the county's food staple spreads throughout the country, so does widespread panic. It is rumored that the Pope has already left the country advising priest and nuns...

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Funny story: Dead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan

Dead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan

SAN DIEGO - Curators at a Southern California museum have announced an unusual discovery involving a visiting exhibition of the Dead Sea Scrolls. A mistake made by workers setting up a display of the millennia-old documents resulted in some of the s...

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Funny story: Safety First in School Cookery Class

Safety First in School Cookery Class

The story is becoming well worn in parts of the rural U.S. Some idiot without a clue was trying some home cooking and blew up their meth lab. Now some schools are trying to put an end to it, by teaching safe meth techniques.

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Funny story: White House Chef Tired of Cooking for Immature Palate

White House Chef Tired of Cooking for Immature Palate

After working for a panoply of kings, queens, sultans and prime ministers, the White House chef said his talents are going to waste with his current employer.

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Funny story: Ideas for Cooking Your Thanksgiving Dinner

Ideas for Cooking Your Thanksgiving Dinner

Every year, millions of Americans go "over the river and through the woods to Grandmother's house" for Thanksgiving Dinner. Many, however, must stay home and cook the dinner themselves for the first time. This may be because finances...

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Funny story: Pulped Campers - Victims of Cow Revenge Attack?

Pulped Campers - Victims of Cow Revenge Attack?

The horrific death earlier this month of two campers who were crushed to a pulp by rampaging cattle may have been caused by their cooking.

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Funny story: Cooking with Rice

Cooking with Rice

Condi is scouring the planet, looking for the latest new dish. For professionals only. Middle East Ménage...

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Funny story: Julia Child's Shocking Final Request

Julia Child's Shocking Final Request

Santa Barbara, CA - The culinary world was rocked yesterday by the disclosure of details of Julia Child's will. Most disturbing to many is the requirement that her body be the secret ingredient in an episode of the Iron Chef, a popular cooking progr...

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