President-elect Barack Obama has announced a new economic policy designed to alleviate the effects of recessionary forces in the American economy. In a 50 worded press release, the incoming President has suggested that Americans donate 60cents an...
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The internet hacker known only by his pseudonym, Filbert Fernidge, has struck an international charitable organization, draining its financial accounts of 72% of their original value. Dubbed an internet "terrorist" by several countries around the gl...
A leading high street charity shop looks set to close after it's shares plummeted. Oxham, founded in the 1960's by pop singer Tiny Tim, finds itself on the brink of collapse as the credit crunch hits hard. Dr Ernest Arkwright, a leading charity e...
Harvest Festival - that peculiarly English tradition, where people donate out-of-date tins of beans and soup to old people to try and murder them - has been suffering this year as a result of the worldwide financial crisis - the Credit Crunch. Sch...
When a disabled person is given a good kicking by half a dozen uniformed members of the Metropolitan Police, arrested and shoved into the back of a van for doing nothing, one might wonder where's the news story. When that disabled person is the forme...
Manchester, England - A man was arrested yesterday on suspicion that he did not care about the latest famine currently ravaging Ethiopia.
Frank Lampard has revealed to respected German Newspaper Wunter Under Meijer that he founded his own charity after receiving his first payslip from West Ham. Lampard took a moment to put down the Pukka Pies and go into detail with
The National Trust have announced they have almost purchased much loved and popular funster Bruce Forsyth adding him to the Trust' growing numbers of historical attractions.
(Los Angeles-CA) A year after telling Larry King that she "wanted to help kids with MS and breast cancer," Paris Hilton is making good on her word. It was announced today that a sex tape with noted actor, Vern "Mini-Me...
London (Neuters) - Susan Meredith Thomson-Ellis From the Charity for Relaxation of Abuse to Convicts and Erroneous Rehabilitation Services or C.R.A.C.K.E.R.S has handed in a petition and made a heart felt appeal to Gordon Brown at 10 Downing Street t...
Following a gesture made by Sir Bob Geldolf as his reaction to Alistair Darling's excuse for a budget - his perfunctory two fingers - the legendary fund raiser and former front-man of the Roomtown Bats has consequently devised a special, one-off...
The 2008 Flora London Marathon starts on Sunday in the heart of the capital, and, all being well, will finish the same day, thanks to the event's organisers who have banned slower runners from competing.
TV reporter Norma Snockers has announced that "six Masai Warriors from a remote village in Tanzania are going to run the London Marathon using only a shield and a spear to conceal their meat and two veg."...
Six Masai Warriors who are running the London Marathon for the first time have been given strict guidance rules on their cultural behaviour by the British Charity Greenfinger.
After her early release from prison a few months back, Britney Spears was ordered to perform 2000 hours of community service. Until now, the only service that she had performed for the world at large was mostly keeping her clothes on and staying out...
The very popular charity walk, The Breast Cancer 3-Day, has participants crossing the finish line 24 hours after their scheduled arrival time. "God, it felt like we were walking for 4 days," said a visibly frustrated walker, Cathy...
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