A constitutional crisis beckoned in the UK last night when it was revealed that Queen Elizabeth the Second was in a fact a man. This is the first time there has been a gender confusion issue within the monarchy since Edward the Confessor did indeed c...
Her Royal Highness the Queen and His Royal Highness Prince Philip have once again hit the news, putting the House of Windsor under the public spotlight and casting a shadow on royalty, especially the tabloids, which like to 'big it up' regardless of...
A mystical code has been found in all of the Queen's Christmas speeches she has ever done since her instalment as Queen 5000 years ago. The Queen's sppech has been a popular highlight of the yuletide festivities watched by millions all waitin...
Queen Elizabeth the Second has announced her intentions to go on strike. It is claimed that this is the first time a reigning monarch has withdrawn their 'Labour' since King Englebert of Humperdinck in the late 4th Century.
Buckingham Palace have announced that the Queen intends to have sex with her husband Prince Phillip on a date yet to be confirmed.
Berlin - (Oswald Mosely Mess): A wax figure of Hitler's daughter dressed in full ceremonial regalia of the Order of the Gutter has been found decapitated at Madame Tussaud's newly opened Berlin branch.
Today, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II went to her local Job Centre, and registered herself as unemployed.
Her Majesty the Queen has reversed an Honour given to Zimbabwe dictator Sir Dr Robert Mugabe, it has been announced, with the reversal to take immediate effect.*...
In a harshly worded statement issued to Buckingham Palace, George Gallywhey, leader of the British Numeric Party - the BNP - has told Her Majesty the Queen to "shape up or ship out" and to stop being discriminatory.
London - Buckingham Palace officials report that the Queen is cross with Prince Philip for falling off the wagon after promising to be "a very good boy, cross-my-heart-hope-to-die."...
The annual Trooping the Colour in London was abandoned halfway through the event this morning, when Her Majesty the Queen yawned, and swallowed a fly. With the sun shining bright and a large crowd gathered around Horseguards Parade, things had bee...
Windsor - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): S&M Nazi nutter Max Mosley is top on the invite list to the Windsor Castle Father's Day sleep-over orgy organised by the Puppet Monarch's pederastocracy fanclub. Mosley is bringing his own altar boy entourage afte...
Southampton - (Titanic Mess): The Queen said her goodbyes to the Hellfire Club's former flagship the QE2 at Southampton Dock today despite frantic warnings that the hex on the liner's predecessor, the RMS Queen Elizabeth is...
London - (Republican Mess): Kate Middleton has been told to stop her arms proliferation and drug running business on behalf of Vladimir Putin's 250+ London-based spooks and get a proper job to pay for any future wedding to William. That is the Pup...
Britain is to become the world's newest dictatorship, ending centuries of contentious parliamentary rule and the farce of a purely ornamental monarchy.
In an effort to shed the image of stuffy aristocracy the Queen has hosted a lingerie and sex toy party in the royal apartments at Windsor castle.
London - (Ass Mess): A Civil List hit-squad has swooped down in a dawn raid on occupied royal palaces to determine the extent of rampant cocaine abuse among recipients of cushy state handouts.
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