A constitutional crisis beckoned in the UK last night when it was revealed that Queen Elizabeth the Second was in a fact a man. This is the first time there has been a gender confusion issue within the monarchy since Edward the Confessor did indeed confess to being called Davinia on a Friday night.
It is understood that the Queen prefers to be called 'Dave' and has been spotted using the royal urinals at Sandringham instead of squatting down for a she pee like usual Queens.
The Queen's husband Prince Phillip was said to be in a state of shock last night and has questioned where he has been 'putting it all these years' and 'where the hell did the kids come from'.
It is understood that the next course of action is for the Queen to come clean and to be re-crowned as Queen Dave the First in a lavish ceremony at Westminister Abbey at the taxpayers expense.
