BIRMINGHAM - Robert Hedley, 15, is just like any other gay teen his age. However, lately, he feels different. "Oh..." he said. "It was horrible. I wanted to do things to other people. I felt wierd inside... I wanted to rip out my soul." Hedley,...
Political analysts said today a new poll of American politicians indicates Sarah Palin will be the next President of the U.S., due solely to the fact no one will run for the job. The poll found any American with brains would be leaving the countr...
The once mighty fists that pumped at the screen while Sean Hannity preached about the socialist government have turned to mild shoulder shrugs as Americans realize that there is nothing they can do about it. "I was so angry about the bailouts, the...
Britain's betters are responding with increasing petulance, defensiveness and typical misguided self-importance over the emerging stars of the smash hit multi-part series 'WikiLeaks." The disclosures, naming such leading lights as Gorgon Brown and P...
We are the ones we've been waiting for. But I want to just shift gears today. I think about what it will like when I first bring them here upon the memorial's completion. That is the true genius of America, a faith in the simple dreams of its people, the insistence on small miracles. Our party has chosen a man to lead us who embodies the best this country has to offer, spending on everything fr...
Amidst the fallout of the latest disclosures by Wikileaks, the US Ambassador to the UK has been summoned to Downing Street. It is believed he was told, in no uncertain terms, that the British government was aghast at what had been communicated to Was...
Rome: Emperor Obamicus's foreign and domestic policies, particularly his handling of a recession and high unemployment have left Roman citizens seeing red across the empire. Public concern is about foreign wars, invasion, political infighting, corrup...
November 26 (Spoof News) - Republicans are hopeful that a government shutdown in April will prove that they are serious about smaller government and less influence from Washington. "I know we can avoid a government shutdown if we work with Obama t...
Our politicians often become the brunt of criticism and sometimes have abuse hurled their way. We all like to stick the knife in as they continually make us grind our teeth and shout at the television. Still, there are always people who aspire to these lofty heights and if you have ever thought about becoming a politician I have some advice for you. It is, to be sure, a fine and worthwhile career...
Washington - I recently received an email from the Tea Party pointing out a life-threatening issue that's facing America. Recently elected Tea Party members have put the incandescent light bulb on the endangered species list, fearing it will soon be...
Spain - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Are Spain's teenage lefties brain-dead morons for publishing a voting video promoting simulated orgasm techniques? Spoof News' man-in-the-polling-cubicle has investigated reported hand jobs linked to the Catatoni...
Spanish politicians have criticized a video by the Young Socialists in Catalonia in which a woman simulates a 'protracted' orgasm while casting her vote. Politicians from all the major parties in the country have attacked the video campaign saying...
Rumors of a startling discovery may soon be released to the public that are going to have a monumental effect on the country and the entire world. To gain entry into the "Hub" room at the White house there are a number of security protocol procedu...
A new culinary phenomena has been appearing in the Health section of American newspapers all across the country. Political soups are the latest health craze to hit the colonies since medical marijuana. Claims are now being made by many pundits that t...
Washington--Charlie Rangel is happy that he wasn't found guilty on all 13 ethic violations. "12 out of 13 counts of ethic violations means that I am not a bad guy, just an average congressman looking to better himself through the use of his job."...
Early Thursday morning on Veteran's Day, with the White House nearly deserted due to former President Barack Obama's $200,000,000 per day vacation to Mombai and Indonesia, the feckless Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Major Amos B. Hoople, walk...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Obama administration has done some great things. The stimulus measure stopped America from going into a deeper recession, and created hundreds of thousands of jobs. The healthcare plan will ensure coverage for the 20% of the po...
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