Obama Mash Up Political Jabberwock

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Monday, 29 November 2010


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Barack Says What???

We are the ones we've been waiting for. But I want to just shift gears today. I think about what it will like when I first bring them here upon the memorial's completion. That is the true genius of America, a faith in the simple dreams of its people, the insistence on small miracles.

Our party has chosen a man to lead us who embodies the best this country has to offer, spending on everything from Girls Gone Wild videos to vacation trips to Hawaii to, in one case, a sex change operation.

It's important, I think, for everybody who's listening out there to be aware of what's going on. These are Americans who still dream big dreams -they just sense their leaders have forgotten how.

In this country, it is education that allows our children to hope for something else. It's very difficult to hold our elected officials accountable. Anyone who says otherwise is lying to the American people.

We can do better than forcing people to choose between the cost of health care and the cost of college. I think it's simple for us to look back forty years and think that it was all so clear then.

So finally, it doesn't bend on its own. It bends because we help it bend that way.

This is a mash-up of various Obama speeches

From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin: huh?
"The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system".
Barack Obama

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