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Funny story: Additional Assistants "Absolutely Fine" Insist England

Additional Assistants "Absolutely Fine" Insist England

The FA have backed up their long standing view that the introduction of goal-line technology is completely unnecessary, praising the "stand-up job" done by UEFA's additional assistants in the wake of England's controversial 1-0 victory over the Ukrai...

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Funny story: UEFA Condemns Euro 2012 Hacker Attacks

UEFA Condemns Euro 2012 Hacker Attacks

UEFA chiefs spoke out against hacker attacks made on eastern European teams at Euro 2012 as in a series of concerted assaults unidentified hackers stole vowels from players' names in an attempt to sabotage TV commentaries. A spokesman angrily stat...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Italians tell Spanish & Croatians 'Don't Mess With the Two Two'

Euro 2012: Italians tell Spanish & Croatians 'Don't Mess With the Two Two'

Italian football chiefs today warned Spain and Croatia that they would demand a full UEFA investigation if the two countries draw 2-2 in tonight's final group match, and eliminate the Italians regardless of their result v Republic of Ireland. In a...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Is Wayne Rooney 'the new Jimmy Greaves?'

Euro 2012: Is Wayne Rooney 'the new Jimmy Greaves?'

Speculation was mounting last night that England boss Roy Hodgson was going to keep faith with the strikers that won the game v Sweden on Friday and not recall Wayne Rooney, available after suspension. Andy Carroll, substitute Theo Walcott and Dan...

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Funny story: England Now Favourites For Just About Everything Following 3-2 Victory Over Sweden

England Now Favourites For Just About Everything Following 3-2 Victory Over Sweden

On the back of an unfancied England team's 3-2 victory over Sweden in Kiev last night, with goals from Andy Carroll, Theo Walcott and Danny Welbeck, UK bookies Gladbooks have made England the favourites to win just about everything - from the Greek e...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Harry Redknapp installed as favourite for Republic of Ireland job

Euro 2012: Harry Redknapp installed as favourite for Republic of Ireland job

Harry Redknapp emerged as favourite for the Republic of Ireland job last night, less than 24 hours after parting company with Tottenham Hotspur. Republic of Ireland were the first team to be eliminated from the European Championships, following d...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp leaves Tottenham Hotspur

Harry Redknapp leaves Tottenham Hotspur

Harry Redknapp shocked the world of football today by leaving his cushty job at Tottenham Hotspurs and declared he will move to Monaco to spend more time with his family. After being overlooked for the England job - which he was installed as favou...

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Funny story: Ronaldo's Ego Escapes in Ukraine

Ronaldo's Ego Escapes in Ukraine

Reports from Ukraine this evening claim that the ego of Portugese superstar Christiano Ronaldo has escaped and is currently on the loose in the city of Lviv. The footballer had been celebrating his national team's thrilling victory over Denmark in th...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson applies for Chelsea job

Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson applies for Chelsea job

Roy Hodgson has secretly sent his CV to Chelsea owner Roman Abramovitch after the 1-1 draw between England and France at Euro 2012 after a comment from Patrice Evra in a post-match interview. When asked his opinion on England's defensive style of...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Italy's Antonio Cassano Confused Over Religion

Euro 2012: Italy's Antonio Cassano Confused Over Religion

More controversy at Eurovision 2012 in Poland/Ukraine last night, as Italy's Antonio Cassano became known as "a bit of an idiot" after a glaring error on the subject of religion. Known as a bit of an idiot by me, that is. Cassano, who had earli...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: ITV team forced to broadcast outside stadium

Euro 2012: ITV team forced to broadcast outside stadium

Speculation surrounded the ITV sports team last night when an anonymous twitter account said they were banned from the stadium. Viewers had noted during the England v France game that Adrian Chiles, Jamie Carragher and Gareth Southgate were in a s...

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Funny story: West Ham awarded Olympic Stadium - but with conditions attached

West Ham awarded Olympic Stadium - but with conditions attached

The Olympic Steering Committee (or is that Beering committee) have finally come to a decision as to which football team will move into the white elephant that is the Olympic Stadium in Stratford. The committee have agreed that West Ham United will...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Fans praise ITV for England v France coverage

Euro 2012: Fans praise ITV for England v France coverage

Football fans tonight joined together in unity to congratulate broadcaster ITV for their coverage of Euro 2012 Group D match England v France. Supporters were naturally worried that the commercial broadcaster was given rights to the opening match...

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Funny story: England hope for promotion out of the group based on alphabetical order

England hope for promotion out of the group based on alphabetical order

England are hoping that they can match France goal for goal, win for win, loss for loss so that the two end level on points, goal difference, and goals scored, and to go up because 'E' comes before 'F' in the alphabet. "With so few games in the gr...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Spain fail to beat Italy because of countries banking crisis

Euro 2012: Spain fail to beat Italy because of countries banking crisis

The World Cup winners and defending European Champions Spain were today accused of 'not trying' to beat Italy in their opening game of Euro 2012 because players were told their was no win bonus money available from the Spanish Football Association.

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Funny story: English Hammers French

English Hammers French

In what many are calling an onslaught, actor Rowan Atkinson, star of Blackadder, Mr Bean and the Johnny English series of films well and truly trounced roly poly comedienne Dawn French during their annual charity game of snakes and ladders. Atkins...

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Funny story: England Team Devoid Of Enthusiasm Ahead Of France Game

England Team Devoid Of Enthusiasm Ahead Of France Game

The England football team will be totally lacking in enthusiasm when they take on an in-form French side in their Euro2012 opener in Donetsk tonight, and will, predictably, end up bowing out of the tournament early, says a football pundit. Moys Ke...

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