Coachella Valley, California - A self-described comedy writer at 'The Vegetable' was arrested during predawn hours today in Indio, California for attempting to copulate with a palm tree in a commercial date grove. The twenty-something male wa...
A FIVE YEAR, $11.2 MILLION DOLLAR US GOVERNMENT STUDY HAS PROVEN THAT MOST READERS DO NOT LIKE STORIES WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS, ACCORDING TO THE STUDIES PRINCIPAL AUTHOR JAMES HASSENHOFF.
Since I started writing for "The Spoof" I have had many emails asking me about my background, education and so on. Therefore I thought I would pen a few lines of bio here to placate my fan club.
The Oxford English Dictionary, arbiter of correct usage in the English language, is to remove the phrase "Excuse me" declaring it to be officially obsolete.
Washington DC - President Bush announced at a Whitehouse Conference today that he was extremely disappointed by the low ratings his articles were getting on a website called "The Spoof".
A bitter war of words has broken out between two Spoof writers, Duff and Breeze, over Breeze's suggestion that Duff would sink so low as to pepper articles with gratuitous vaginas.
Due to the recent deaths in the world of newspaper advice columnists, a new person has taken over the writing of the old Ann Landers and Dear Abby Colums. The Abby Landers column will appear in 542 newspapers worldwide beginning Sunday. The new writer is a no nonsense, no holds barred, not politically correct person who tells it like it is. Below is a sample of the letters from the first we...
For almost a century (since 1915), one hundred chimpanzees have been pounding away on old style typewriters trying to recreate, at random, the works of William Shakespeare. Thus far, this has not happened.
As your loving mother, I’m writing this, my first, open letter to you humans, my most complex mammal, just to tell you to cut it out. I am the mother here, and I’m tired of seeing you get all full of yourself, thinking you can ‘conquer’ me. I’ve been watching, I see that you don’t clean up after yourself, to say nothing of the ‘wars’ you foist on my world. You seem to think it’s ju...
Washington (Spoof News)-New Chief Justice John Roberts has picked up where his predecessor William Rehnquist left off, complaining vehemently, in writing, that pay for judges is "wholly, completely, and embarrassingly inadequate."...
I dreamt last night that I found this marvelous website that would take my writing submissions and over time I would develop a following of webbies that would seek my brand of humor and become an audience for my "voice." In my dream I wrote a couple of pieces that were not by best stuff, but I was tired, it was Christmas, and I knew that if I built it they would come.
Accolades continue to shower upon rock legend Bob Dylan with him now receiving the honour of writing the greatest ever line in popular song.
In a surprise statement the US office supplies retailer Staples, Inc. (NASDAQ: SPLS) announced that it will discontinue its lines of electronics, writing instruments, paper wares and furniture and concentrate instead on its traditional core business...
In an unprecedented upset yesterday a spoof writer, Maximus, met a girl. While the occasional meeting with a member of the female species is not a rare occurance for anybody, the writer peformed a feat of daring he had never before attempted: talki...
Singer/guitarist of Nirvana found alive at a K-Mart in Idaho, writing sad lyrics and surprising everyone.
CHICAGO -- Author/comedian Al Franken is financing a massive search for his ex-writing partner, Tom Davis.
When you learn to write, and I don’t mean the alphabet, I mean after you got that stuff down and put words and sentences together and thoughts and feelings and … stuff … you learn that the communication process should involve a reader. Once you have a reader, then you have to be sure that you know what you are writing is clear and moreover, that the reader knows what you are writing is cle...
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