London - "Yeah, amazing coincidence, does Mike remember me, like, heheh?" Blair commented after seeing pics of the Peter Tobin lookalike on The Gog last week. Blair attended Fettes - pronounced Fetish in the original Gaelic - a Scottish public sch...
London - Seating plans published today show the bride and groom's birth parents have been allocated top-notch pews in Westmonster Abbey's (K)Nave. The area is traditionally reserved for the foulest rascal supporters of the Puppet Monarchy, exchang...
Oh please let me in I want to be a politician, it's all so exciting - I'm a man with a mission! You'll love my mock-sincerity I've practiced it for years, my sombre-faced delivery will have you all in tears, you'll love my lies and promises I've honed them to perfection, now all I need to do is win the General Election! You voters will be much too thick to spot that I'm a total prick, a cad a k...
Ex Prime Minister Tony Blair, is today facing the courts in what has become known as 'Apegate.' The ageing politician has been charged with breaking into an ape enclosure in London Zoo and attempting to fornicate with an unlucky (or lucky?) Gorilla.
London, England: During the run up to the 1997 elections and after the few tedious years of Grey man John Major, many citizens of the United Kingdom were in a vulnerable enough state to want change in their Country. bLIAR looked fresh and somewha...
There comes a time in the career of a Prime Minister when a decision, that might or might not make his career, has to be taken. The man in charge needs to make some very difficult choices. Call me Dave is wrestling with a choice now. Whether or n...
The Prince of Darkness, the Third Man, Felix Meddlesome and Tony Blair have come together to save the world from Libyan President Mamma Gaddafi. In a move, likely to persuade Gaddafi and his family to see sense, Blair told his 'family friend' to l...
Tripoli - (End-of-Daze): The kiss of death is everywhere the ex-UK Prime Monster has fingered with his bloodstained mitts. A two year vanity tour of duty as Middle East envoy has now bombed as Libyan nationals poured scorn today on his diplomacy r...
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is to receive a prestigious US medal and $100,000 (£67,000) prize for his work in conflict resolution. The National Constitution Centre is awarding him its Liberty Medal for "steadfast" efforts to broker peace in Northern Ireland and the Middle East. Previous winners include Nelson Mandela and former US presidents Bill Clinton and George Bush senior. Mr Bl...
We have been told, time and time again, that the Libyan bomber was released on humanitarian grounds by the Scottish Government. Today, this turns up: blair salmond al megraghi It is difficult to imagine how the relatives of those lost feel. If true, it is, the Labour Government and the Scottish Government, saying to the bereaved that the death of their family and friends is an acceptable...
He has shown that he is willing to turn his hand to just about anything - just so long as it pays well. From lucrative after-dinner speeches to advising Arab governments and investment banks, Tony Blair has certainly made the most of his life afte...
London - (Glitches): Connaught Square residents have told of their disgust as a new criminal hotspots website named them the nation's Number One. "Surely we're only the second worst in the country," Dame Dilys Pillpoppa said today, "what with Buck...
In an effort to 'cleanse the world of subversion' America's CIA and Britain's MI6 are merging to establish a world authority with Tony Blair as life President. First on its list of 'problems to solve' is the Israel/Palestinian conflict. Chile has...
An enraged Call me Dave, allegedly, summoned a meeting of the wise and wonderful of his Tory Party cohorts last night. The meeting, apparently lasted through the night, and, has resulted in the resignation of Andy Coulson, Tory Director of Spin and M...
London - (Pants-On-Fire): Diplomatic Protection Racket cops had seized the Smith & Wesson 9mm semi-automatic, a silencer and multiple rounds of ammo from Mrs Blair's mock-crock holdall, the Iraq War probe has heard. The confiscation meant that...
With Tony Blair preparing to face new difficult questions about the Iraq War he has been preparing his explanations for the troubled nation. 'God, as we know, works in mysterious ways' he writes in his leaked message for his deliverance tomorrow (...
London - (Specious Relationship): Iraq War Inquiry chairman Sir John Chilcot has been sent a video of a large holdall stuffed with $100 bills. The footage shows almost half a million 'notes' - whose existence cannot be discussed at the Inquiry bec...
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