Tony Blair Lined Up For Ice Dancing Show

Funny story written by grimbo

Sunday, 6 February 2011

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He has shown that he is willing to turn his hand to just about anything - just so long as it pays well.

From lucrative after-dinner speeches to advising Arab governments and investment banks, Tony Blair has certainly made the most of his life after politics.

And now the former Prime Minister has been offered £250,000 to sign up for Dancing With The Stars (the U.S version of Strictly Come Dancing) which is to be totally revamped in time for the next series later this year.

The rebranded show has been tentatively titled "Dancing With Warmongers" and is to feature the music of the recently reformed Orchestral Manouevres in the Dark, with the soundtrack "OMD Play WMD" being scheduled for release in September.

The new show will be presented by The Mighty Bush.

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