Barack Obama made a surprise flying visit to Afghanistan and assured cheering US troops they are winning the war against the Taliban, but warned of "difficult days ahead". How he knows this is beyond most people in the civilized world. Every time a soldier dies, other than a member of the Taliban.....we lose. Give all the politicians who send the troops to Afghanistan, a uniform and send th...
Crack Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and top CIA officials are still trying to sort out how they were scammed out of millions by an impostor who claimed he was a top Taliban Leader willing to negotiate an Afghan Peace Treaty. A man identifyin...
In yet another masterful PR stroke of genius, Wayne Rooney's Agent, Paul Stretford, claims Roo has forgone his $150k birthday bash, and is off to Helmut Province via Dubai 'to kick a Tali for Old Trafford' in an effort to quell a public outcry over...
The Pakistani government have agreed to launch an all out attack on the Taliban camped in their own back yard, provided the Americans pay another $2bn in aid. This is in addition to the $7.5bn already on its way to Pakistan for the continued fight...
A roadside bomb that a Taliban fighting unit planted to kill British troops, has been given a job on Sky News. Sky executives, having seen footage of the Improvised Explosive Device (IED) being planted by the Taliban during a Sky News report, thou...
Parts of the country known as Terrorist's Disneyland --Afghanistan-- will soon look much different, when the UK avenges the death of kidnapped humanitarian Linda Nosgrove, who was killed at the hand of her Taliban captors during a failed NATO-organ...
American Tourism Officials finally have something to cheer about. Americans are staying home and spending their hard-earned paychecks on domestic travel. Disney World, New York City, even Lester's Museum O' Rare Lobster Tails in Bangor, Maine is seei...
An Al Queda influenced jihadist squirrel attempted to create maximum havoc at the University of Alaska in Fairbanks recently. Successfully penetrating the high security at an electrical substation, the fanatical rodent managed to blow out the campuse...
And now for something completely different... Terry Jones - former member of the Monty Python comedy team who has since swapped the Ministry of Silly Walks and the Ministry of Arguments for the Ministry of God - is now facing retaliatory action fr...
The United Nations has accepted a recommendation from the Scientific Committee on Oceanic Research that Pakistan should be reclassified as an inland sea and given the name the Taliban Ocean. It is hoped that one of the largest natural disasters in...
The Taliban movement in Afghanistan have been receiving a lot of negative press in recent months, culminating in the cover of Time magazine displaying a disturbing image of a young Aghan woman, Aisha, who was allegedly disfigured at the hands of the...
It has emerged that the Taliban came within a tribesman's whisker hair of shooting down the British Prime Minister's helicopter during David Cameron's recent visit to Afghanistan. The news has sent shockwaves through Whitehall and a review of the...
The Taleban scored yet another spectacular own goal in their quest for global domination this week when they threatened to kill foreign aid workers attempting to bring relief to victims of the Pakistan floods. Islamic fundamentalists continally le...
London - (Tory Bora Mess): The renegades were reported tonight as completely surrounded by an elite NATO crack team whose orders are to squeeze them out of the pockets of the Russian mafia. Operation Tory She's Adder-Few sees troops from the Ulti...
Homeland Security Chief Janet Napilatano dropped a bombshell on Americans today when she let it slip she had just noticed that 17 Afghans in the US for weapons training, and issued Security Passes, seem to have gone missing. But only in the last two...
Scientists have developed a material that sticks only to Taliban head-dress, heroin and kalashnikovs - whilst being inert to women, allied soldiers and buildings. They hope an enormous sheet coated with this compound, can be lowered over Afghanis...
Last night insurgents using heavy rocket fire and AK-47s, launched a massive ground assault directed at what NATO troops refer to as, "the giant shit pond" located at Kandahar Air Field in Southern Afghanistan. Lance Corporal Lawrence Shannon...
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