CINCINNATI - Mitt Romney was in the city that is the home to the Cincinnati Reds and the Cincinnati Bengals. The GOP presidential candidate was speaking before a crowd of undecided voters in the parking lot of an IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurant.
Fox News' very own conservative spewer of spin, Sean Hannity, has sensationally threatened to abandon the much loved "news" channel if Mitt Romney loses the presidential election. On his daily Romney campaign show, a seething Hannity told his wors...
Former Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin has been accused of making a racist comment when she accused President Obama of 'shuck and jive shtick'. In a statement Palin said "I just said what his voters might say. I used to watch them Californ...
I recently had the opportunity to sit down with the Head of the International Cricket Council, Sir Edward Crowley, to speak about why the ICC had chosen Governor Mitt Romney as its new official mascot. BDF: Thank you for meeting with me today, Sir Edward. SEC: My pleasure, Bobby. Pleasure to be here. BDF: So let's get right to it. Why has the ICC chosen an American presidential candidate...
San Francisco, CA, Dougie's Gazette - In last night's Presidential 3rd Round Debate on Foreign Policy, President Obama successfully defended his title of Commander-in-Chief, which will again be contested on November 6. Unofficially, Democrats and...
The third and final Presidential debate took place last night at Lynn University, Boca Raton, Florida. With CBS old timer Bob Schieffer at the helm it promised to be another lively debate. However, it was a strange statement made by Governor Mi...
Following the second Presidential debate for the right to rule the world as we know it, some surprising footage has been unearthed that seems to show that we've all been mind-wiped. Following an outraged outburst from Mitt Romney, who told a quest...
HOLLYWOOD - Little Honey Boo Boo has managed to knock Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, and Paul "Skippy" Ryan all off the front page. The seven-year-old star of TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo recently appeared on the Tonight Show with Jay Le...
BROWN UNIVERSITY, Rhode Island (ABSNN) - His Holiness, the Dalai Lama was thought to have told students who did not share his message of love and universal peace to "fuck off" or "fuck it," according to the closed-caption banner running beneath his v...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--In the aftermath of Mitt Romney's comment Tuesday that he poured over "binders full of women" for cabinet appointees while governor of Massachusetts, Vice President Biden took the time to inform reporters gathered at the Rose Ga...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The organizers of The Million Muppet March say that the event is gaining momentum daily. Michael "Gonzo" Bellavia and Chris "Fozzie Bear" Mecham say that they decided to put the march together after hearing Mitt "The Flip Floppe...
Speaking on condition of anonymity one of the women identified from Governor Romney's search for female candidates for his administration has told the Associated Press she doesn't know how she ended up in Romney's binder. "I have no idea," she state...
Last night the second presidential debate took place at Hofstra University, Hempstead, New York. It didn't turn out as expected. Gone were the typical boring questions about the stagnating economy, failing foreign policy and tedious domestic is...
PORTLAND, Maine (ABSNN) - An earthquake that registered 4.0 struck just west of Portland just before 8 p.m. this evening. The Illuminati has taken responsibility for the temblor and "vows to cause an even greater quake should Mitt Romney fail to be...
After pushing his way into the Mahoning County St. Vincent De Paul Society soup kitchen Saturday morning Paul Ryan has been setting up some more photo ops. Ryan went to the soup kitchen unannounced and lied to the staff to get the door open. Once...
PULASKI, Tennessee - When Mitt Romney made his thoughtlessly self-centered 47 percent comment he had no idea that it would backfire and cause some embarrassment to a member of his own family. GOPicky Magazine is reporting that Mitt Romney's uncle...
Like the Grinch, seems Willard "Mitt" Romney will have some fast explaining to do to Santa Claus for stealing Christmas and sending Sensata Technologies from Freeport, Illinois, to a slave labor factory in China. Thanks to a recent Bain Capital pur...
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