JAKARTA, Indonesia - President Barack Obama, visiting the world's most populous Muslim nation, expressed deep concern Tuesday that Israelis and Palestinians aren't making the "extra effort" to secure a breakthrough for achieving Middle East peace.
Ken: Mr. Mayor, I understand you have quite a project going on here. Barkat: That's right. We are creating a bible-themed garden, which will be a tourist park, adjacent to the City of David. This is the most important area in the world, and in the valley right there below us is where King's Garden actually was. Ken: What about the 22 Arab homes that are sitting there now? Barkat: Th...
Iranian President Mahmoud Amadinejad is reportedly suffering from a severe case of writer's block. Sources close to Amadinejad say that he's been unable to formulate baseless arguments against, pen damaging mischaracterizations about or assail the re...
Palestinian President Abbas will tell Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu that he has a dream whereby Israelis and Palestinians live together in peace and harmony. "In my dream", the former singer turned politician will say, "Palestinians will stop kil...
SRINAGAR, KASHMIR: There is something seriously wrong when educated Kashmiri youths - many with college degrees, successful academic careers and thriving businesses - give it all up to become professional stone-pelters. It beggars disbelief that the...
THE WHITE HOUSE: The Obama Admin is struggling to win its wars in Iraq and Af-Pak. It is having trouble dealing with a deceitful Pakistan. Unfortunately America can't go to war with Pak where the real problem of terrorism originates because the pa...
You heard of individuals like Congressman Tom Tancredo suggesting a nuking of Islam's holiest city Mecca, but a mad scientist has unleashed his killer robots on the city of Mecca. The mad scientist gave no explanation as to why he did this, it is...
A Kibbutz in Israel has been frying piggies for eating and this is a cardinal sin under Jewish law. The Jews don't mind frying Palestinians with white phosphorus bombs but frying piggies for consumption, a major sin beyond belief. Those who hav...
Just one week after its attack on the Gaza flotilla Israel unleashed a controversial new weapon to stop more ships challenging its blockade - Old Spice cologne. Just before 01:00 GMT an Israeli chinook sprayed 40 litres of the stuff over the passa...
Global investment banking group Goldman Bachs is involved in a complex financial transaction in which it is to buy the Gaza Strip and lease back the territory at a nominal rent. Commentators are calling the move groundbreaking, since banks have ne...
The Irish aid ship, MV Rachel Corrie, is headed for the territorial waters of Gaza, estimated to arrive at 0600 BST (0900 local) today. On Friday, crew member Jenny Graham said they remained determined to dock in Gaza. Despite this determination,...
A mercy mission, led by the Queen with the Duke of Edinburgh, to take much needed materials to the beleagured enclave of Gaza, has set sail on HMS Britania. Prince Philip quipped to reporters at the dockside: "If the Turks can do it, the Greeks must...
A new Turkish cruise line, Flotilla Cruises, believes it has hit upon the ideal holiday for credit-crunched holidaymakers and it seems to be making quite a splash. The line's MD, Mr Fud Ayd told us the secret behind the success: "Our boats...
Nearly 200 nations, corporations and rabid religious sect signatories of the Nuclear War Image Enhancement Treaty (NWIET), have agreed to agree to work towards a toned down nuclear-weapons zone in the Middle East. The members, meeting at the UN i...
President Obama is desperate for congress to pass legislation so he can "fly" on with his plans to finance a brand new Israeli rocket defence system. Palestinians have also asked the US to finance theirs, but they refused on the grounds that ther...
Lohan said she knows of a way to reduce violence in the Middle East and terrorism around the world. She proposes that Middle Eastern people change their social system to balance out instinctual aggression. Women should govern most of society beca...
Arab leaders in Dubai were cock-a-hoop with joy this morning over a large find of oil within the sand covered and debt ridden emirate. The find was reported by Iranian Taxi Driver Abdul Mohammed Mohammed Bin Mohammed while beginning his shift at...
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