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Funny story: Mel Gibson's Head Explodes

Mel Gibson's Head Explodes

Emergency teams were called to Mel Gibson's home after they were called by Gibson's ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, telling them that something was seriously wrong with Mel and he may need medical help. When the teams arrived at Gibson's mansion...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Dumps Maricar The Sexy Dominatrix After Only 4 Days!

Mel Gibson Dumps Maricar The Sexy Dominatrix After Only 4 Days!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Well it did not take Mel "The Raging Ranter" Gibson long to realize that he met his match when he invited Maricar The Whip-Cracking Dominatrix into his house. Gibson truly believed that Mari Mari would treat him nice and gentle k...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson's Ex-Girlfriend Had Two Broken Teeth

Mel Gibson's Ex-Girlfriend Had Two Broken Teeth

Photographs have now appeared in tabloids showing Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva with two broken teeth. Mel apparently told reporters that Oksana had had them fixed that way herself, to show that their daughter needs to be in her c...

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Funny story: American Idol's Lee DeWyze and Crystal Bowersox To Record "The Ballad Of Mel And Oksana"

American Idol's Lee DeWyze and Crystal Bowersox To Record "The Ballad Of Mel And Oksana"

LOS ANGELES - American Idol winner Lee DeWyze and runner up Crystal Bowersox were in L.A.'s Sound By Sound Studios to record the Kara DioGuardi penned song, "The Ballad Of Mel And Oksana." Kara said that she wrote the song as a protest of the way...

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Funny story: America's Number One Veterinarian Says Mel Gibson Appears To Have Mad Cow Disease

America's Number One Veterinarian Says Mel Gibson Appears To Have Mad Cow Disease

DODGE CITY, Kansas - Veterinarian Dr. Montrose D. Brushyboo has said that he has studied half a dozen of Mel Gibson's out-of-control tapes and he is 98 percent certain that Gibson most probably is afflicted with Mad Cow Disease. Dr. Brushyboo said...

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Funny story: Whoopi Goldberg Says Mel Gibson Is Not A Racist - And Whoopi You Ain't An Old Black Gal With Dreadlocks

Whoopi Goldberg Says Mel Gibson Is Not A Racist - And Whoopi You Ain't An Old Black Gal With Dreadlocks

LOS ANGELES - Whoopi Goldberg was having lunch at Cousin Cooter's Chicken Wings and Thangs when she was asked about the recent half dozen recorded rants by Mel Gibson directed at his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. Goldy, as her hair stylist call...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson's Latest Rant Claims Ex-Girlfriend is a Transvestite

Mel Gibson's Latest Rant Claims Ex-Girlfriend is a Transvestite

Either the tapes that Oksana Grigorieva is leaking to the press are great fakes, or Mel Gibson is totally losing his mind. It's one thing to be an angry jilted lover, but quite another to turn into a human baboon, screaming at the top of his lungs and lashing out with a fury that usually leads down a very dark and dangerous path. Here's a transcript of the latest tape: Gibson: You're a fu*king...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Opens Marijuana Superstore

Mel Gibson Opens Marijuana Superstore

Hollywood, CA. Beating Woody Harrelson to market Mel Gibson announced the opening of the Gibson Hemp Market today in West Hollywood during a ribbon cutting ceremony that featured Seth Rogan. Gibson gave a brief statement before the ribbon was...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Tries to become Jewish Black Woman

Mel Gibson Tries to become Jewish Black Woman

Mel Gibson has reportedly been calling the late Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons to quote-unquote "reverse the process". Post the airing of Gibson's latest rant on the Ryan Seacrest bimbo megaphone channel, Gibson's left with few options. Gone are...

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Funny story: After Ryan Seacrest Dumps Her Maricar The Dominatrix Has Now Moved In With Mel "The Aussie From Hell" Gibson

After Ryan Seacrest Dumps Her Maricar The Dominatrix Has Now Moved In With Mel "The Aussie From Hell" Gibson

HOLLYWOOD HILLS -Less than 24 hours after being dumped by American Idol's Ryan Seacrest, America's Got Talent's Maricar the whip-cracking dominatrix has moved in with Mel Gibson. A close friend of Mari Mari, as Ryan called her, said that Domi, as...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Has Another Racist Rant

Mel Gibson Has Another Racist Rant

Mel Gibson has let himself down again. Whilst out shopping in his towns mall, he got into and altercation with the local Klu Klux Klan. Instead of walking away, he went into meltdown and raged at these innocent law abiding citizens. Klan Stewar...

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Funny story: Iran Offers To Stone Mel Gibson's Ho If He Converts To Islam

Iran Offers To Stone Mel Gibson's Ho If He Converts To Islam

Dateline Tehran: Mahmoud Ahmadinajab today volunteered the services of his professional stoners to Mel Gibson if he converted to Islam. Gibson, an ultra-conservative Catholic, has recently been making headlines for his screaming diatribes directed...

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Funny story: After It Is All Said and Done, Mel Gibson May End Up Working As a Wal-Mart Greeter In Des Moines, Iowa

After It Is All Said and Done, Mel Gibson May End Up Working As a Wal-Mart Greeter In Des Moines, Iowa

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Mel "The Self-Destructing Old Fogey" Gibson has shown the world that he is about as nice a person as Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck, Adolf Hitler, and Raoul Moat all put together. Gibson, aka "The Bossy Aussie" has uttered the "F" word,...

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Funny story: Anti-Semitic malcontent swamp trash, Mel Gibson thrashed in garish outback goulash bush tucker backlash

Anti-Semitic malcontent swamp trash, Mel Gibson thrashed in garish outback goulash bush tucker backlash

Police have said they are evaluating claims that Hollywood star Mel Gibson shouted at Oksana Grigorieva, his ex-girlfriend, and threw his dinner at her, that she had just moments earlier prepared for him while on a camping trip in the wilds of Austra...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson & Charlie Sheen Claim Latest Homicidal Rants Attributed to "Getting in Character" for Next Movie Role!

Mel Gibson & Charlie Sheen Claim Latest Homicidal Rants Attributed to "Getting in Character" for Next Movie Role!

Attorneys for embattled Follywood actors Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen have proposed a new and unique defense psychiatrists have dubbed "breathtaking" in the aftermath of death threats to their wives and lovers! Both actors are now claiming the rec...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva star in 'What Women Don't Want'

Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva star in 'What Women Don't Want'

HOLLYWOOD, California - Mel Gibson has had a bad year, and What Women Don't Want isn't going to make it any better, according to this reviewer. The romantic tragedy, set in modern day Malibu Hills, seems atypical at first glance -- from Brave Hea...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Heads Intervention Team to Bring Mel Gibson "home" to Scotland!

Gordon Brown Heads Intervention Team to Bring Mel Gibson "home" to Scotland!

Mild mannered former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown announced today he would be heading up an intervention to save troubled Follywood Star Mel Gibson from himself after violent rants and bullying activities surfaced on the internet. "Mr. Gibson...

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