Written by armfeetandtoe

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

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Mel Gibson has let himself down again. Whilst out shopping in his towns mall, he got into and altercation with the local Klu Klux Klan.

Instead of walking away, he went into meltdown and raged at these innocent law abiding citizens.

Klan Steward, Elskin knob, was distraught; "He bumped into me and carried on walking, I asked him to apologise. He turned on me and ranted; "You fukin white trash skinny ice cream cone head wearing sack of honky shit". I didn't know what to say, so I asked him what his problem was and he got right into my face and snarled; "Don't fuck with me white boy, or I'm gonna rip that hood off your head and piss down your snow white pinky skinned neck."

I ran away crying, the other clan members had to leave the poor black man they were beating and come to my rescue".

Police were called but the Klan did not want to press charges even though there day out had been ruined.

When I caught up with Mel, we asked him if he had anything to say, he told our reporter; "Whats the problem? have you never used the word Honkey before? I was doing it for a film I'm researching".

Asked what the film might be named, Mel replied; "Roots".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Mel Gibson

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