Mel Gibson's Ex-Girlfriend Had Two Broken Teeth

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Saturday, 17 July 2010


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Photographs have now appeared in tabloids showing Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva with two broken teeth.

Mel apparently told reporters that Oksana had had them fixed that way herself, to show that their daughter needs to be in her control as Mel often loses his.

One Source also reported Gibson had bruised the chin of the couple's then two-month-old daughter, Lucia, during his violent rampage at their house in Malibu.

"She's a gold digger", according to friends of Mel Gibson, who say that she provokes fights to use her recorder and usually winds up with a lot of money.

Apparently, Mel's friends say it was a set-up.

When asked if that wasn't Mel Gibson's drunken rage on the recordings, the friends came to his aid once again.

"We're not saying that Mel has a drinking problem, but he also has developed Tourette's Disease. That's what you're hearing on the tape."

"Yeah", seconded another friend. "He doesn't want the public to know about it so he's kept quiet about it."

"Truth", added the first friend. "He hasn't even told us!"

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