Mel Gibson's Latest Rant Claims Ex-Girlfriend is a Transvestite

Funny story written by Charpa93

Thursday, 15 July 2010

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Either the tapes that Oksana Grigorieva is leaking to the press are great fakes, or Mel Gibson is totally losing his mind. It's one thing to be an angry jilted lover, but quite another to turn into a human baboon, screaming at the top of his lungs and lashing out with a fury that usually leads down a very dark and dangerous path. Here's a transcript of the latest tape:

Gibson: You're a fu*king gay man in a woman's fu*king body is what you are you fu*king tranny whore!

Oksana: Ok, then explain please how I have child by you?

Gibson: You fu*king deceitful man you; that kid was probably a prop you had made to make it look like you had my kid, you fu*king liar tranny! No fu*king woman gives a BJ like that. That proves you are a man whore, you man whore, fu*king liar tranny man whore man!

Oksana: I have to hang up now, Mel. You make no sense in your words. I give good BJ. You are the one who lies.

Gibson: Then blow me, Oskar, blow me, and we'll see who is the fu*king tranny whore blow job man. Blow me or I'll burn my house down."

Oksana: Please give me number to the therapist for you.

Gibson: Oh yeah, my therapist, the fu*king guy's an illusion, a Jew too, probably. Just another tranny man whore you set me up with to go sit on his couch and tell him how sad I am about losing you, boo hoo boo hoo, I'm crying in my vodka over you, you fu*king Oskar tranny and your man whore therapist whore man, Oskar.

Oksana: The name's Oksana, Mel, Oksana, and I am woman and your therapist is regular man, not tranny whore, not Jew, oh wait, yes, he is a Jew, but he isn't tranny whore as you call him and me. We are regular people and there are no tranny whores in your life, Mel, believe me, I don't see tranny whore in your life for year we are together.

Gibson: Yeah, right, go on, with that frilly lingerie you wore you man whore, I knew there was a bulge but I went for it and what did it get me? A fake fu*king kid and a man whore who is trying to steal my money and my man whore Jew therapist. I'll destroy you Oskar. You know I can cause I'm the fu*king king, the go to can do man, man.

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