France's new fast train has smashed the previous fast train record. However, in so doing, it has gone so fast it has accidentally traveled forward in time, like Michael J Fox in Back to the Future.
The mystery of how the pyramids were built has been claimed to be 'solved' by a French architect. However, his theories have now been categorically debunked by eye witnesses.
Due to Britney Spears' latest behavior, France has decided to change the name of its famous Brittany region.
French Spokesman -- Avec Moi -- Announced today that France is seceding from the International Community due to "The stupidity of everyone who is not French!" (I guess that means me!)...
Paris - The inhabitants of the quiet little village of Trou de Dieux, nestled in the luxuriant forests of the sprawling Ardennes, probably thought they would never again return to the heady glare of the worlds media spotlight. A place they once brief...
When I first approached the editor here at The Spoof with my idea for this editorial he dragged his wet bloodshot eyes up from the latest letter from his ex wife's lawyer and with quavering voice told me to "get the fuck out of my office and go waste some other cunt's time."...
In what is being touted as L.A.'s version of "Dance of the Sugar-Plumb Ferries" L.A.P.D. and French motorcycle policemen squared off with their Yamahas, curtsied to one another and began a week-long dance that culminated with the Golden...
The French government delivered what is widely regarded as a calculated snub to America today when Jaques Chiracs ruling party passed legislation through the senate enabling immigration officers to refuse entry to passengers disembarking from trans A...
BATON ROUGE, LA.- The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11.25m.
Paris, France -- Annoyed by criticism of the commitment of only a miniscule amount of French troops to the Middle East peacekeeping force, President Jacques Chirac held a press conference today at the foot of the Eiffel Tower to clarify and defend Fr...
French soccer player Zinedine Zidane must have been humming "This Could Be the Start of Something Big" when he head-butted Italy's Marco Materazzi during the final of the 2006 FIFA World Cup.
Zinedine Zidane, captain of the French World Cup team which lost a tense final round game to Italy, has been offered a spot on the roster of the American hockey team St. Louis Blues.
An investigative journalist tells a major news website that the Bush Family has stolen another election, this time in Mexico. The National Acton Party, a right-wing group that enjoys close ties with the Bush Family has declared victory in last week'...
Rioting continues in Paris, France as 250,000 protestors took to the streets again. French President, Jack the hat Chirac, has offered negotiations to the brick throwers in an attempt to diffuse the situation. ‘My ‘eart breaks wiz sorrow to see ze fl...
MOUSTACHE A group of mad, garlic-guzzling French doctors have revealed that the hideously disfigured woman who recently received a face...
Taking a break from banging supermodels and traveling the French Riviera, George Clooney, star of Batman and Robin, says that he would like to be added to Mount Rushmore.
(REUTERS) Sources in Paris say that a 7 year old United States Girl Scout visiting France played what she terms "a joke" on the French president by showing up at his door with several boxes of mint cookies and demanding that French preside...
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