England fans partied into the night after the hard fought 1-0 victory over hosts Ukraine which secured them a place in the quarter-finals of the tournament. There was even more reason to celebrate when news filtered through that France had been b...
Head of world football, Sepp Blatter, has finally accepted that the time is right to introduce goal-line technology (GLT) into the game following England's progress into the Euro 2012 quarter-finals last night. The FIFA president tweeted that he f...
Speculation was mounting last night that England boss Roy Hodgson was going to keep faith with the strikers that won the game v Sweden on Friday and not recall Wayne Rooney, available after suspension. Andy Carroll, substitute Theo Walcott and Dan...
Only West Ham fans would have realised that the England team in Kiev which beat Sweden 3-2, was, in fact, West Ham playing! Claims from England Manager, Roy Hodgson that he was only adopting West Ham tactics, which ultimately proved successful ar...
A crazy night and a "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!" game dragging the emotions of England from delight to despair and then finally to "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!" with a winning goal! Throughout the match the Swedish fans had been mocking of the E...
Harry Redknapp shocked the world of football today by leaving his cushty job at Tottenham Hotspurs and declared he will move to Monaco to spend more time with his family. After being overlooked for the England job - which he was installed as favou...
Roy Hodgson has secretly sent his CV to Chelsea owner Roman Abramovitch after the 1-1 draw between England and France at Euro 2012 after a comment from Patrice Evra in a post-match interview. When asked his opinion on England's defensive style of...
Speculation surrounded the ITV sports team last night when an anonymous twitter account said they were banned from the stadium. Viewers had noted during the England v France game that Adrian Chiles, Jamie Carragher and Gareth Southgate were in a s...
Football authorities have announced today that Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is to face a charge of 'Bringing the Game into Disrepute'. The charge, relating to interviews given to ITV and the BBC after England's Euro 2012 draw with France, is expected t...
Donetsk, somewhere in the land of nod: England went on the pitch last night determined not to play football against the "Sacre Bleus" (Who weren't much better) and were so frightened of losing they nearly "qui, qui'd" themselves. Memories of Chels...
More controversy surrounded former England captain John Terry tonight after he was told of Patrice Evra's comments after England and France shared the points in a 1-1 draw at Euro 2012 Group D opener. Joleon Lescott gave England the lead but Manch...
Football fans tonight joined together in unity to congratulate broadcaster ITV for their coverage of Euro 2012 Group D match England v France. Supporters were naturally worried that the commercial broadcaster was given rights to the opening match...
England are hoping that they can match France goal for goal, win for win, loss for loss so that the two end level on points, goal difference, and goals scored, and to go up because 'E' comes before 'F' in the alphabet. "With so few games in the gr...
England fans have been labelled 'Pussies' by a senior footballing figure in the run up to their Euro 2012 opener v France The criticism comes after it was revealed that only 4,000 tickets to the Monday evening game had been sold and that the £40 f...
The England football team's chances of winning the Euro 2012 tournament have been rated as 0.000756% by a leading Dorking Professor, writes Sport, Fishing, Linoleum, Commercial Grass Cultivation, Wheelbarrow Design, Spats, Mathematics & Entertain...
After settling into their "peaceful hotel" in the centre of Krakau surrounded by very loud fans hoping they can keep the players awake all night, the England players have settled in quickly (Booze is cheap in Poland!). Every other team competing i...
Roy Hodgson was left reeling last night after the fourth withdrawal to his Euro 2012 squad. Gary Cahill, with a broken jaw from saturdays 1-0 win over Belgium, joins midfielders Frank Lampard (thigh), Gareth Barry (abdomen) and goalkeeper John Rud...
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