In her latest desperate publicity stunt, Peaches Geldof, the talentless never-been who is famous only for being the daughter of a has-been, has joined the BNP. After a fake marriage to some guy out of a crap band, a fake drugs overdose, and preten...
Crap chanteuse Lily Allen, who has been gobbing off a lot recently has levelled her acerbic wit at the BNP, which seems fair enough to most people, but describing them as; 'Not very nice people at all' has been regarded by many observers as not going...
BNP HQ today released a statement announcing a slight adjustment to their membership criteria. "Slightly coffee coloured people" are to be allowed to join the party on a trial basis announced Mr.Griffin with one eye looking at me whilst the other...
People in the UK are always saying that 'Eggs is eggs' according to popular folklore. But for BNP Leader Nick Gryphon these words turned out to be portentous. Gryphon was pelted with eggs and almost omelettised by outraged protesters in Westminste...
As vile, embarrassing BNP leader Nick Griffin attempted to act as if he is a real political leader, and has anything to do with 99.9% of the British people's views and attitudes, he received that ultimate British political sign of being despised, and...
The British National Party were celebrating today after both the North West and Yorkshire voted to place a BNP MEP in the European parliament. Polling a total of just over 250,000 votes, the BNP rightly claimed to be a party that has tapped into the...
'Once upon a time there was a huge slug called Nick, and the slug had no place to call home, as nobody liked slugs. It slithered from garden path to refuse tip, from abbatoir to sewage plant, but could never find anywhere to stay for long, as when people saw it they booted it away from them, as slugs are very slimy animals indeed. And then one day the slug had an idea - why not find a garden th...
Ron Nasty, leader of the BNP has set out his plans following his election to the European Parliament. Aside from his pressing engagement with European parliament accountants to claim enormous expenses, his first task, is a planned march to take ov...
Prime Minister Gordon Brown's position is under increased threat again today, after Labour suffered its worst election performance in almost a century. Results from the European elections saw Labour lose the lead vote-share in Wales in a Parliamen...
Documents leaked to me have revealed that the far-right British Nazi National Party are so desperately short of funds that they have resorted to begging. BNP organisers have sent members emails with desperate pleas for small donations, and memos h...
BNP mouthpiece Dick Muffin today caused a row in parliament when he insisted that 'the bustards' should be repatriated to their country of origin because they are not wanted in the UK. Speaking from his grandmother's apartment in Addis Abbaba, Muf...
The leader of the Royal Family has said he will not attend a Buckingham Palace garden party. Prince Philip said he had 'no wish to embarrass the Queen' at the event. He had been invited to attend by his four children, and speaking from outside the...
Ballybollox Castle, Scotland - (Fascist Ass Mess): Spurned and barred by Buckingham Palace garden party organisers from rubbing himself up against his fascist hoax monarchy relations BNP leader Nick Griffin has instead been offered a 'dirty' weekend...
Worried straight/mostly gay religious leaders from all denominations have stressed their concerns about corrupt MP's from main line parties and the consequences of their actions. Church of England leader has outed his concerns and warned "very ben...
There was great news for Britain's immigrants this morning, when it was announced that Her Majesty the Queen is to meet with the leader of the British National Party (BNP), Nick Griffin, at a garden party to be held at Buckingham Palace, and that she...
Prince Philip today attended a garden party held by the British Notbritish Party, and told them to 'toughen up their ideas about Pakis and slitty-eyed Chinks'. The head of state's husband, wearing his carefully-pressed Nazi uniform, had stopped at...
It has been revealed precisely why Ron Nazsti, the leader of the BNP, has been invited to the Queen's Garden Party at Buckingham Palace later in the year. There was initially public outrage that Mr Nazsti should receive an invitation, leading, as...
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