London - The majority of married women across the world who are strangely addicted to that show Downtown Abbey, about the old timey rich British people, continue to try to convince their husbands that the show is really called Downton Abbey. Fred...
The Serious Programme Controller of Channel 5 has claimed that the BBC is still targetting a narrow audience of highly intelligent viewers with IQs in the range 69 to 75. "The One Show" in particular was singled out for criticism of its bad sched...
BBC Three's controller Zai Bennett could be replaced as early as next week as insiders are saying that he is yet to fully mentally recover after watching a full episode of Sweat The Small Stuff. Since watching the episode Mr Bennett has given the...
Commentators and panel experts covering the World Cup on both the BBC and ITV have been accused of making as many errors and poor comments as possible to boost ratings, as well as increase newspaper and social media coverage. According to insiders...
London- A spokesman admitted that the broadcaster had "got it seriously wrong" by commissioning hipsters to make its much criticised documentary series 'Welcome To Rio'. Police are understood to be no closer to identifying the whereabouts of the dang...
The BBC has offered to provide free airline-type sick bags for its Blue Peter - like "One Show" broadcasts, During the time at which the program is transmitted record incidences of vomiting are invariably reported. More viewers throw up while watch...
As part of the BBC's new entertainment strategy Director General Tony Hall is due to announce a new Saturday Night game show called 'The Electric Chair' in an attempt to finally knock Simon Cowell off his evangelical perch. The show due to be aired i...
The BBC has been showered with accolades after the screening of the Eastenders episode handling the Beale Bereavement last week. Torquil Faversham, Head of Gritty Plot Lines explained, 'We knew we couldn't expose the nation to the terrible loss of an...
BBC Director-General Tony Hall has announced that under pressure from the Daily Mail and with the rise of Ukip the BBC is to introduce a new TV channel to cater for neo fascists and closet racists. "As a public service the BBC is mandated to refle...
In the new series of Yorkshire Moors based police drama Heartbeat, the actors are all to speak with regionless accents, a BBC spokesperson said this morning. "The majority of viewers for dumbed down rubbish like this are from London and the Home Coun...
A group of TV presenters, who wish to remain nameless due to the nefarious nature of their activities, have admitted that they all like small boys, with each trying to outdo the other in relation to amassing a collection of them. They were all arr...
The BBC is to impose a three tier licensing system to dumb down its program content even further. Licence Class 1): £1000 Programmes featuring living people. Licence Class 2): £200 Programmes featuring half dead people including vampires, zombi...
Billy Mitchell's career, best known from the BBC soap Eastenders, has been found dead at its home in Walford, aged 51. Police that arrived to the scene described it as 'deeply upsetting' and a 'great loss to the London-based soap'. Interestingly, a p...
Charismatic Scotchman, Andy Moray has won the coveted Steve Davis "Mr. Personality" award. The Ceremony took place in Leeds but Mr. Moray was committed to doing things in Miami. "Thanks to the people who could be arsed to turn up. I didn't know I...
Stuart Hall is settling in well among the "Beasts" at Wymott prison. The brilliant football commentator is in great demand as a free soccer expert during televised football. Hall, a great raconteur and astute MC for all events says he is as happy as...
SAVANNAH, Georgia - National Focus Magazine is reporting that former cooking show host Paula Deen has been offered a job in England. Durango Tucker with NFM reported that Queen Elizabeth has been following the sad fall from grace of Paula Deen and...
The BBC is placed in a very difficult position. Dangerously subversive comments in a song entitled 'Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead' have become popular with misguided people influenced by malign and corrupting influences on the internet. As a resu...
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