Anthropologists have adjusted a new date for the end of the world to Jan 13, 2013, Barack Obama's last day in office. It is now believed by many scientists that the only way to continue the existence of the universe is to reelect Obama as President o...
In a front page headline shocker article, German tabloid newspaper "Die Bild Zeitung" has proudly announced Doomsday is upon us, the end of the world is nigh and the Germans are always right, Sieg Heil! This "angst" making headline was in today's...
You have probably heard the buzz.. Doomsday is only 3 years and few months away, and it is going to be single biggest cataclysmic event of all time. Worldwide ticket brokers are already raking in massive reserve customer for potential hotspots, such the entire state of California, and Coconut Springs, Hawaii. When the big day comes, be sure that you arrive in the best of taste and style by followi...
Jerusalem - (Dome of the Northern Rock Bank Mess): As the sun begins its apocalyptic ascent over Jerusalem's fabled Mound of Olives on Wednesday's Feast of Our Lady's Ultimate Fatima Secret a massive cardiac infarction becons Pope Joe Ratzinger's la...
While the general public yawned at the latest mad cow/ SARS/ foot and mouth/ scrapie/ salmonella/ bird/ ovine flu developments, governments worldwide are bracing themselves for the unavoidable onslaught caused by ovine flu. The World Heath Organisat...
A man claiming to be Jesus Christ has gathered large crowds in Jerusalem. This man is claiming to the the Messiah and that the 'End is Near'. He is asking to have a press conference with all the leaders of the World. He has asked all Jews, Christ...
Christian, Jew and Muslim scholars agree that the latest swine flu is the curse of God on mankind. 'Both the earthquakes and swine flu is proof that God is very angry with mankind' said a Jewish scholar. 'The end of times are here' said a Mus...
As if the world didn't have enough to worry about, already inundated with daily news of war, famine and economic tragedy, a new swarm of doomsday hucksters have invaded the Internet, major intersections and even your favorite little coffee shop. Ben...
Prince Charles, heir to the throne and big eared twit has travelled to South America to highlight the issue of global warming. He is currently in Chile, where earlier today he made a speech. Confused locals heard the Prince say that in order to save...
Scientists have claimed the end of the world is now nigh. The University of The Sunshine State department of water polo and environmental studies has forecast a soon end to all life on Earth. "Our nighness index is now showing a record seasonal...
When the fires stopped - Episode 2 (please see previous episodes) The howling was not loud, or overbearing. It was subtle, which made it all the more chilling. It was a Kawil, a Mayan lord of blood. They are a nasty creature with an Obsidian mirror embedded in an equally black forehead. The Kawil stole faces from fierce animals and often was seen with a wolf or bear snout. It always had...
When the Fires Stopped" the first post apocalyptic serial drama When the fires stopped, the screaming began. At first I was disoriented, my head hurt, but it was still there thanks to the Asteroid Armor. I purchased it from leper wandering the streets pre impact. "Pre-impact" - now I knew nothing would be the same. Back to the screaming. It was loud, but thankfully distant. I f...
Major promotional companies the world over have started the sale of tickets to Doomsday, officially designated as December 21st, 2012. Because more than 6 billion people are expected to attend the events, advance ticket purchases will insure that int...
New Yawk, NY-- Paris Hilton says she is "bored with living" and is making plans to blow-up the world in 2009. The sultry, sexy seductress says she's simply sad, so suicide seems sane--sometimes. Paris Hilton's IQ is imeasurable. Everyone in th...
Sydney, 1st Feb, 2013 - Two hoax calls that were made to US President Sarah Palin and Pakistan President Arif Zardari last night brought an end to world civilization after these calls triggered off a nuclear holocaust resulting in probable death of o...
On January 20th, an unobtrusive army officer will carry a small leather-bound metal briefcase following President George W. Bush up the Capitol Hill steps and after the inauguration of President Barack Obama, the officer will follow the new president...
Leading Scientology proponent Tom Cruise (46) came out with a remarkable prediction today. "They day after November 24 will be November 25," Cruise said to the press outside his Beverly Hills mansion. "The Prophecy decrees it such." When asked...
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