WASILLA, Alaska - Levi Johnston, the ex-future son-in-law of the ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has just announced that he plans on running for mayor of the town of Wasilla. Johnston, who got back together with his baby's mother, Bristol Palin,...
WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin, the former governor of Alaska and Kate Gosselin, the former wife of Korean 'playboy wannabee' Jon "The 3-Inch" Gosselin are both thrilled to be able to spend sometime together, but not in a gay or lesbian way of course.
MANCHESTER, New Hampshire - Well the woman who says that Africa is a country, Lake Michigan is an ocean, and who still boasts that she can see Russia from her front porch has done it again. "Snowflake" Sarah Palin has made another geographic faux...
HOLLYWOOD - EFN, The Extended Family Network, has just informed the entertainment media that they have signed Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin to star in their very own reality show. The show which will be set in their rented trailer house in Wasil...
PORT SULPHUR, Louisiana - The former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, who has recently been dubbed Saint Sarah, by her husband Todd, is fit to be tied, literally. Speaking with the Fox Network's 'non-fox' Greta Van Susteren, Palin said that she tra...
HOLLYWOOD - 16-year-old Justin Bieber (pronounced JUS-TIN BEE-Ber) has just stated that he received an email from Kathy Griffin, host of the cable reality show, My Life On The D-List. Bieber said that Ms. Griffin told him that she has completely b...
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - In an effort to show America she has turned over a new leaf, Sarah Palin has announced she will star in an upcoming 8-episode television show focusing on Alaska's environmental issues, set to air this season on Discoveries' The Le...
PORTLAND, Maine - Sarah Palin was in town speaking to a convention of The Maine League of Lobster Catchers. She told the league members that they are doing a fantastic job, because she happens to know that it is a whole lot easier to catch salmon tha...
NOME, Alaska - Judge Phineas F. Babbleface, of the sixth judicial court of Alaska has ruled against The Nome Daily Gazette and informed them that their writers will no longer be allowed to use the words "Nude" and "Naked" in the same sentence. Jud...
AN ALASKAN HORROR STORY- THE REVENGE OF THE SALMON A salmon does not know when it is time to die. They fight on when there is nothing left to fight for, or to fight with. They are the Marine Corps of fish. Salmon will continue to try to swim upstream even when they are in water so shallow that if they were to lie still their mouths would be out of the water. There have been salmon that hav...
Residents of the Arctic town of Sealgut Alaska have resorted to extreme means to get their heating fuel supplies for this winter. Faced by two months of near total darkness and bone-chilling cold with little economic resources to carry them throu...
WASILLA, Alaska - The former 'first dude' of the frozen state of Alaska Todd Palin has just announced that he is resigning his job as oil truck driver for the Dark Black Oil Company of Anchorage. Palin, who was making $14.21 an hour also helped ou...
WASILLA, Alaska - Now that she is no longer the governor of Alaska, and is now a member of the 'unemployed' Sarah Palin has announced that she will be appearing in the Touchstone Pictures movie The Tina Fey Story. The ex-governor smiled and told t...
LOS ANGELES - Late Teen Magazine has announced that Miley Cyrus will begin filming her newest motion picture in two weeks. In the movie Cyrus stars as 27-year-old Indianapolis ingenue Zoe Youngweather, heiress to The Youngweather Velcro Mines, The...
A huge luxury yacht leased by the dastardly Dick Cheney, once a member of the notorious Bush gang, has been seen plying the waters of Glacier Bay National Park in Alaska. Only a month before the sailing yacht belonging to Ruppert Murdoch was also...
WASILLA, Alaska - The former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin was fit to be tied after she had her campaign manager, ah make that her assistant, Emmy Lou Headwater call a press conference at Wasilla's Nanook of The North Convention Center and no one, n...
WASILLA, Alaska - Ex-Governor Sarah Palin held a press conference at The Crazy Caribou Bar & Grill in downtown Wasilla to dispel the rumors which have been running rampant that her and husband Todd are getting a divorce. The good-looking 45-ye...
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