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Funny story: Jah Wobble Chinese Dub Gig Mesmerises Crowd - Man's Glasses Stolen

Jah Wobble Chinese Dub Gig Mesmerises Crowd - Man's Glasses Stolen

There was trouble at Birmingham Glee Club last night when multi-instrumentalist and legendary bass guitarist Jah Wobble rolled into town with a 22-piece ensemble for his Chinese Dub show. The group featured singers from Tibet and Yunnan Province,…

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Funny story: Hip-Hop Stars To Resurrect Elvis And Sinatra In Planned 'Posthumous Collaboration'

Hip-Hop Stars To Resurrect Elvis And Sinatra In Planned 'Posthumous Collaboration'

In continuation of a popular hip-hop trend, ghetto kids made good Ice-T and Coolio are planning a download-only project track which will marry the King of Rock and Roll with Ol' Blue Eyes himself Frank Sinatra. In an exclusive phone interview fr...

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Funny story: Cristiano. My Story: The Day In The Life Of A Slave

Cristiano. My Story: The Day In The Life Of A Slave

I wake up to the defening noise of a brash Scot. "Get those balls out there, those boots need cleaning, wheres my morning tipple?" He bellows. I try to block it out by humming my favourite music, Swan Lake. He bursts through the door "Theres ye wages ya scumbag, but ya barely erned it!". The envelope of money nearly hits me, just misses but I go down anyway in hope of some symp...

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Funny story: Have U2 lost the edge?

Have U2 lost the edge?

Rumours are circulating, being recycled and then recirculated again this evening in Dublin, where Irelands best known tax dodgers, rock group U2, are holed up in a recording studio adding the final touches to their latest album which is as yet untitl...

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Funny story: Dooleys by royal appointment

Dooleys by royal appointment

Prince Edward, Baroness of Wessex has added to the growing groundswell of opinion demanding the reforming of 70s family pop group the Dooleys.

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Funny story: ABBA To Go Back On Road With Pierce Brosnan

ABBA To Go Back On Road With Pierce Brosnan

ABBA, the 1970s Swedish supergroup, have reformed, and are to go back on the road again with a brand new world tour accompanied by former James Bond star Pierce Brosnan.

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Funny story: Jay Z Collaborates With Mosely and Gallagher Bites Back

Jay Z Collaborates With Mosely and Gallagher Bites Back

After murdering the Oasis hit 'Wonderwall', Jay Z has since confirmed he is to collaborate with local bitch slapper Max Mosely.

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Funny story: "Summer Breeze" Rated Most Difficult Song to Stop Thinking About

"Summer Breeze" Rated Most Difficult Song to Stop Thinking About

The 1970s Seals and Crofts pop standard, "Summer Breeze," is now, thanks to piped in music, the song most people are trying to "get out of their heads."...

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Funny story: Coldplay's songs are not 'all the same'

Coldplay's songs are not 'all the same'

Coldplay's lead singer, Chris Martin, today claimed that their songs are not all the same. 'They aren't all exactly the same', he said. 'OK, they're a bit similar - well, they're very similar, in fact they're all so similar a purist would say that...

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Funny story: Big Brother Darnell To Conduct BB Orchestra At Royal Albert Hall

Big Brother Darnell To Conduct BB Orchestra At Royal Albert Hall

There was great excitement and anticipation last night in the Big Brother house, when, given a task to learn how to play an instrument, housemates discovered they each had musical ability, and formed an orchestra.

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Funny story: Sy Snootles band to learn new tune

Sy Snootles band to learn new tune

The Sy Snootles Big Band, last seen in space documentary Star Wars are to learn another tune, to see them in further gigs.

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Funny story: You'll just love our erections

You'll just love our erections

Bob Dylan famously sang 'Times they are a-changin' and he was correct.

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Funny story: Prince changes name...again!

Prince changes name...again!

Minneapolis, MN - Today, the artist-former-known as Prince and then some weird he/she symbol has changed his name again to some new, more weird crescent moon, Islamic-type symbol (see image).

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Funny story: Nobby Kids Of Total Boredom

Nobby Kids Of Total Boredom

Eighties boyband Nobby Kids Of Total Boredom performed their first concert in 14 years to legions of screaming fans who could not believe it cost ten pounds to hear an out-of-date maniac warble into a microphone.

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Funny story: Thousands Don't Attend Old Kids' Comeback

Thousands Don't Attend Old Kids' Comeback

Tens of thousands of New Yorkers didn't bother watching Old Kids On The Block's comeback today, as they performed again for the first time in 85 years.

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Funny story: New Kids on the Block reform

New Kids on the Block reform

The product of a scientific experiment that went horrifically wrong, New Kids on the Block the five headed mutant organism, today reformed in New York prompting speculation about a mutant invasion.

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Funny story: Veteran politician Ming Campbell and antique entertainer Max Bygraves form double act and release new CD

Veteran politician Ming Campbell and antique entertainer Max Bygraves form double act and release new CD

The entertainment world was thrown into raptures today when former leader of the LibDems, Ming Campbell and teenage heartthrob of the late 19th century Max Bygraves announced their collaboration on a CD of new songs entitled "Ming alonga...

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