Written by ScottThe Dot

Friday, 16 May 2008

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The original cell that caused the mutation (actual size)

The product of a scientific experiment that went horrifically wrong, New Kids on the Block the five headed mutant organism, today reformed in New York prompting speculation about a mutant invasion.

The organism was last seen in the late eighties where it infected hordes of young girls, lowering their intelligence and destroying their ability to appreciate music. The organism was easily recognisable due to its shiny skin-like surface and mass of back-combed hair.

This re-appearance of the organism has worried scientists in New York.

"'First we had Godzilla then that monster from the Cloverfield documentary and now this shrieking monstrosity. Where will it all end?" said a scientist on his lunch break.

J-Lo who famously said she was 'Jenny from the Block' claims to have never even met these New Kids.

"If they came round my block I would kick their bony asses back to Palookaville" said the cosmetically enhanced jiggler.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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