Sir Alex Ferguson is expected to select the Manchester United youth team for the FA Cup match with Fulham. Following an easy victory in the league Ferguson believes that even the kids will prove too strong for Fulham. "These kids have excellent dribb...
Cardiff City Football Club made a dream signing today when they bought Welsh legend Ryan Giggs from Manchester United for a fee of £5million pounds. Cardiff City have bought Ryan Giggs, that was just a dream right? No, it is true, Ryan Giggs ha...
The world champions Manchester United have been forced to enter administration. They are the first big name football club to fall to the worldwide economic crisis. The club which is owned by a mad fat American fella, said it simply had no choice beca...
In an amazing press conference at Old Trafford following this morning's training session, Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson raised the bar on Manc - Scouse non relationships. "Just listen tae this," he told assembled press veterans, as h...
As Manchester United opened up a 5-point gap at the top of the Premier League yesterday, football analysts were saying that today's game at Anfield between Liverpool and Chelsea could effectively be a play-off for second spot. United are looking a...
In today's action-packed Premiership game between Manchester United and Everton, there was real drama when Edwin van der Sar cheated Death, after managing to defend his goal for a record-breaking 1,104 minutes. The previous record, set way back in...
In the latest example of the mind games that Sir Alex Ferguson is willing to play with his opponents in the Premiership, he has selected himself as a lone striker for the Manchester United vs Everton match this weekend. In what is being seen as a...
NHS bosses today convened an extraordinary meeting following what can only be described as an epidemic of septic finger outbreaks on Merseyside. "The red half of Merseyside is bricking it," hospital administrator Wack McSoflaar told us. "Reds are...
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has caused controversy tonight ahead of tomorrow's FA Cup fourth round tie against Tottenham Hotspur, by telling reporters that his players will be going all-out to break the all-time scoring record for the...
Manchester United have announced, this morning, that troubled US insurer AIG will not be renewing its shirt sponsorship deal that expires in May 2010, and the club have, therefore, signed a new deal with thrifty retailer, Poundland. The £14millio...
More drama at Eastlands where, after the failed Kaka bid this morning, Manchester City owner Sheikh Mansour called an extraordinary emergency board meeting during which plans were finalised to buy Manchester United. City had offered AC Milan £107m...
Local rivalries can be found wherever you look in football, but nowhere is the rivalry more intense than in Manchester, where United and City perpetually compete with each other for the glory. For a long time now, it's been United that have held...
Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo has crashed a second car in as many days. It appears that on this occasion it was the inclement weather to blame, causing him to write off his £12,000 Skoda Favourit Cosworth in the driveway of his home.
A drunken Chelsea supporter was so disgusted about his team's uncharacteristically shambolic performance in the 3-0 defeat against Manchester United on Saturday, that he went straight down to the Stamford Bridge ground after the game, and nailed his...
A flower vendor outside Fulham Broadway tube station today announced categorically that there was no crisis at Stamford Bridge. Rumours abounded that Roman Abramovich, the Chelsea 'owner' was 'not best pleased' with his multi-million pound team's...
Several furniture stores in South London appear to have bucked the current economic trend, and have reported a marked increase in the sales of living room furniture, particularly armchairs and footstools, says a report. Two stores, Feather & B...
The Ferrari crashed by Manchester United's Portuguese whinger, Cristiano Ronaldo, was impounded by Greater Manchester Police this morning, after it emerged that the vehicle may have been possessed by the ghost of Princess Diana. Ronaldo ploughed t...
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