Tens of Thousands are flocking to one American city which has defied the economic gloom and is booming. This beacon of hope for a new prosperity is a once small but now rapidly expanding city in America's mid west. Newspapers and TV scream the hea...
Sir Stelios Halitosis, the gregarous Greek Cypriot who founded the EasyFly airline and is still its biggest shareholder has taken the captains seat once more. Sir Stelios said he hoped to trim the operating costs of the budget airline by flying hi...
MANCHESTER- Prime Minister Gordon Brown has met with Jabba the Hutt in Manchester today to discuss the worldwide financial crisis. Mr. Hutt, a known philanthropist and shrewd investor, has displayed in interest in helping the world economies with...
Never wish a thespian good luck, tell her to break a leg, get rid of the lisp and find herself a guy.Superstitions plague sport, theatre and politics, as some one might have wanted to warn shadow Tory Chancellor, George Osbourne. Ozzy seems to...
Government officials unveiled a plan to encourage Americans to use actual currency to purchase goods and services in the near future. If not actual currency, then at least a promise to pay with money that is actually owned by the buyer. "It's a...
Nov. 2009 - The bailout recovery has finally come full circle as the recipients have finally stabilized their companies and are ready to rehire their workers. A shock came about, however, when it was found out that most of their old workers had eithe...
Alice Bedsprings, Australia - Worried about the upcoming world recession? No need. Just book a holiday at Australia's 'Anything Goes' nude party resort to chase those blues away. "Abso-bloddy-lutely! What will happen, will happen," prophesised Cin...
Corrupt US Congress grilled the Hedge fund Capitalists who won big while the people of the world lost big time. The big billionaires admitted that they always planned to get rich quick off of the losses of bad investments. "We collect the wages...
Scotland - (Holy Ass Mess): Ex-HBOS deputy CEO Sir Peter Burt spoke today about how former wannabe business partner Rev Pat Robertson warned him about the Almighty's wrath 'on those dark lands overrun by homosexuals'. "At the time he was referring...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush announced during a press conference this morning that Congress has approved a $870 billion bailout plan for major oil companies. Over the past six weeks, the cost of oil has plummeted to nearly a third of its record hi...
After hearing about the actions of a couple in Rugeley, Staffordshire who successfully challenged their credit agreements to have nearly £100,000 written off their £120,000 debts, Gordon Brown instructed Alistair Darling to investigate their terms wi...
World leaders meeting at next weeks Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) conference in Peru are expected to endorse a proposal from the International Monetary Fund (IMF) to erase Christmas from this years calender. IMF spokesman Dr E.Scrooge s...
The estates of wealthy financial industry executives will be opened to the victims of the foreclosure crisis, the office of President elect Barack Obama announced today. "Large estates such as the Boston home of ex-Freddie Mac CEO Richard Syron wi...
One upside of the deteriorating economy -- customers are now receiving service at Home Store stores. We met Jane Turner in the parking lot of the Akron (OH) store; an employee was loading bags of sand and gutter downspouts into the back of her SU...
Wichita, Kansas - In order to cash in on all the free money the Federal Reserve and U.S. Dept. of the Treasury are giving out to banks and financial services co., millions of Americans are filing articles of incorporation (many S corp.) to become ban...
Beijing, China - While the United States of America continues to throw good money after bad down the Money Pit that is Wall Street, China positions itself for post recession recovery, whenever that will be, by investing 586 billion dollar into its in...
As the top economic brains in the country try to put the crippled banking system back together again, the Chancellor has said that they are making good progress, using a state- of-the-art computer software model. A bewildered Alastair Darling sa...
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