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Funny story: Guantanamo Four To Release Single

Guantanamo Four To Release Single

The four Britons freed without charge after questioning by anti-terrorism officers following their release from Guantanamo Bay are to bring out a single next month.

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Funny story: Felon in White House

Felon in White House

Reporters around the country have been disappearing, not off the face of the earth, but from mainstream television news, after asking a single question of President Bush. It began when Tim Russert asked: Since the president is tough on terrorism and...

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Funny story: Platform calls for Nader resigning... or else

Platform calls for Nader resigning... or else

WASHINGTON -- The 2004 Democratic platform to be presented to the party's convention in July calls for a wholesale rewriting of President Bush's national security strategy, promises a focus on preventing nuclear terrorism and calls for bribin...

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Funny story: Stars turn out for US Terrorism Awards 2004

Stars turn out for US Terrorism Awards 2004

The jury of judges, headlining Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfeld, United States Army Chief of Staff General Schoomaker and Secretary of State Colin Powell, opened the highly prestigious US Terrorism Awards 2004 ceremony at a packed and excited Pen...

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Funny story: Registered terrorist program takes off

Registered terrorist program takes off

Tuesday, June 29, 2004 Posted: 3:34 AM EDT (0734 GMT)...

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Funny story: Colin Powell: Not a Happy Camper...Needs New Gear

Colin Powell: Not a Happy Camper...Needs New Gear

Secretary of State Colin Powell has characterized himself as "not a happy camper" during comments made regarding the 2003 Terrorism Report debacle. While this reporter has no idea what the Terrorism Report is all about, one can easily understand what...

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Funny story: Bin Laden to release Album

Bin Laden to release Album

It has been leaked to The Spoof today by Al-Qaeda links that Osama Bin Laden is planning a come back to the world. Not with a heinous act of terrorism, but with a new album.

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Funny story: Patriot Act 2 passed by Congress, public calls it "Doubleplusgood!"

Patriot Act 2 passed by Congress, public calls it "Doubleplusgood!"

WASHINGTON-By an overwhelming margin, the White House passed the controversial Patriot Act 2, allowing broader surveillance controls to combat terrorism. Its impact has been felt immediately, as the public has unanimously decided it is beneficial.

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Funny story: State Department, Colin Powell Issue Revised Terror Attacks Report

State Department, Colin Powell Issue Revised Terror Attacks Report

The State Department has issued new revised Terrorism Figures for 2003 which indicate that the instances of terrorism had not gone down last year as previously reported by the Administration. Instead of the number of attacks dropping to 190 instances...

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Funny story: Terrorism Added To Olympic Games

Terrorism Added To Olympic Games

In a last minute effort to head off any potential problems relating to terrorism at the Summer 2004 Athens Olympic Games, Jacques Rogge, President of the IOC, announced today that Terrorism would be introduced this year as a competitive sport in the...

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Funny story: Bush Focuses on 'The Real Terrorists' - Legion of Doom

Bush Focuses on 'The Real Terrorists' - Legion of Doom

At a press conference held earlier this morning, Bush announced his new plans to fight terrorism. "While we have made great leaps in bounds on the War against Terrorism, we have been looking over the most dangerous terrorists known to Man - The...

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Funny story: Bush Rebukes Amnesty International

Bush Rebukes Amnesty International

Responding to Amnesty International's report on the war on terrorism and how it is eroding the rights of people around the globe, U.S. President George W. Bush went on the attack today, referring to the group as, "a bunch of damn, dirty hipp...

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Funny story: Google in terrorist shocker!

Google in terrorist shocker!

Internet giants Google and Amazon today were charged under the homelands security act with supporting terrorism today after a White House aide typed 'Anthrax' into Google search and was shocked to find the following statement. "Anthrax available i...

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Funny story: Latest Poll: God and Satan Even

Latest Poll: God and Satan Even

April 11, 2004 Pope John Paul II's Easter message called on God to help World Leaders end war, terrorism and poverty. This plea from the Pontif...

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Funny story: Bush Wipes The Smile From The Face of America

Bush Wipes The Smile From The Face of America

George W Bush shocked America, yesterday when he outlined his latest initiative to rid the world of terrorism - he would make happiness a criminal offence.

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Funny story: Blair Visits Libya

Blair Visits Libya

TRIPOLI, Libya - Setting aside decades of acrimony over Tripoli's sponsorship of terrorism, British Prime Minister Tony Blair chatted cordially with Moammar Gadhafi on Thursday and said the Libyan leader could be an important partner in the war...

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Funny story: Capture bin Laden? Brilliant!

Capture bin Laden? Brilliant!

In a stunning show of presidential initiative, George W. Bush has ordered his military to capture Osama bin Laden. Presidential watchers were flabbergasted at the order. "We were all sitting around wondering how we could make the war on terrorism su...

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