All the Queen's men and all the Queen's horses carried the variegated pieces of economic expert H. Dumpty to the meeting of the BEC. Dumpty though known to be quite divided over solutions to the UK's economic crisis is believed to be the only hope to...
Wall-E Street, New York - As the world teeters on the edge of a financial abyss, it has been revealed that the current global economic meltdown has been caused by a single British teenager. The 19 year old film student from Kilburn, London created th...
Today in a bold effort to prove that the United States can live on nothing but printing money, The department of Treasury announced an ambitious program to give 2 million dollars to every single American. Secretary Paulson had this to say about...
Representatives of Wal-Mart testified before Congress yesterday requesting $10 billion in bailout money. "Critics say that our business is striving, and that is true. I do not come here asking to bail out a company that is about to fail. "We a...
The Big Three automakers, General Motors, Ford and Chrysler, disclosed their new plan for using federal dollars to save the US auto industry. Sensitive to public perception after the incident where they flew in separate private jets, the three CEOs w...
Researchers in Edmonton, Alberta have found, contrary to their beliefs, that broke ass people do not worry about getting scammed on internet banking websites, internet shopping websites, and the like. They could give a flying fuck, it turns out.
New York, New York - Not taking the First Amendment of the Constitution lightly, Barack Obama announced today in a joint press conference and in a simultaneous podcast on YouTube with Vice President-elect Joe Biden his intentions to ban the book "How...
London - (Third Reich Mess): A massive neo-Nazi New Slave Labour Party confidence trick is responsible for bankrupting the economy UK Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling was expected to tell the House of Commons today. Prime Monster Gorgo...
Washington,DC The big three automakers along with the union representing the workers of them, have successfully stuffed America. The gaping financial carcass of America lay spread while Ford, Chrysler, GM and UAW, spread the boney thighs and stuf...
Conservative Party leader, 'Do Nothing' Dave Cameron today launched a full frontal assault on governmental strategy by declaring to a packed House Of Commons that there would be no need for an alternative Tory Party strategy to Gordon Brown's borrow...
Labour's Chancellor of the Exchequer, Alistair Darling, a former old rope salesman, was found lynched under Blackfriars Bridge early this morning, his pockets stuffed with supermarket discount vouchers and fruit machine tokens. Police Inspector E...
SCHENECTADY, New York - The nation's worsening economic situation is causing several states to make all kinds of in-state adjustments and changes. One of the areas involves the state mottos. Vito Bertazetti, one of the midwestern governors said t...
Meltdown, Michigan - Ford, GM and Chrysler have all filed for bankruptcy protection under Chapter 11 following their failed attempts to lobby congress for a carve-out of $25 billion from the $700 billion Wall Street bailout fund. "There's no w...
Gordon Brown today announced that the common belief that "two wrongs do not make a right" is actually false. The UK has plunged itself into a debt fuelled recession following years of increasing personal debt. Many of the UK's problems were cause...
US stocks dropped across the board Monday after a US banking giant announced a massive Wall Street cull with a record 250,000 broker 'kill' permits issued amid concerns of a deepening you-know-what. The firm said that it hoped to eliminate about...
Leon Barkowski with the Rand Institute said in an unprecedented display of candor on Meet the Press Sunday: "We have reached an unmatched level of incompetence at all levels of government and the financial institutions. I mean you only have to ta...
Cutting Edge Ceremonial Ribbon Separators are bracing themselves for the worst this week, fearing severe impact from the economic downturn. CEO Ralph Snips explains; "As the failing economy continues to threaten new bridge, public works, malls and...
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