5:00 Television for schools and colleges: Math's Minuet 5:01 History File - Being a puppeteer's assistant in medieval France 6:00 Science in Action - The magic of sodium 6:30 Tony Bobbins: the learning aid - (6/8) Tony ponders the future of cheese wire 7:00 World of Wicker - available in HD 7:30 Morning Magnets - This week a working time machine is tested in the studio, how wi...
A Dutch television program has been found guilty of talking crap. It's called The Devil's Advocate. The name is thought to be a parody of a popular Irish writer. On the program Osama Bin Laden was found to be not guilty of the 9/11 terrorist attac...
In a bold step, the BBC is going to experiment next Saturday night with an "all-straight" light entertainment show. After years of promoting homo stars, the Director General himself ordered the one-off show to highlight the fact that the Corporation...
Danniella Westbrook is set to return to our screens next month when she becomes the regular presenter of the BBC's flagship religious programme Songs of Praise, rather than accepting an offer to return to Eastenders. The former soap star has had a...
U.S. President Barack Obama, just back from his trip to the G-20 Summit meetings, begin a rant against classic television shows. According to his staff, the only American television that they could watch overseas contained nothing but older shows fr...
Here is a synopsis of yesterday's television talk shows. Live With Regis And Kelly - Cloris Leachman, who is 82-years-old, showed Regis and Kelly some of her cellulite which is located in places where you would never imagine cellulite to be located. For those who did not see the show, it was not a pretty sight at all. In fact, NBC affiliates in Boston, Cleveland, Waco, and Tijuana, Mexico r...
News today of a comeback by 'How disgusting is your house' cleaners and domestic goddesses Kim and Aggie. Almost quoted as saying, "This county needs us especially the council house brigade". Kim is particularly missing sniffing all the mould...
It has been rumoured that Noel Edmounds is to quit TV, and that his production company, 'Noel's Shit Party' will no longer make any programmes. A television insider said: "To be honest we were getting rid of the twat anyay. Look, people are just...
Hard to credit it now, I know, but that first pilot of what became Small Woodland Creatures On Ice did point the way to the future of television. In an age when even the most sautéed couch potato was growing weary of the vainglorious and talentles...
A Humberside man, obsessed by the BBC sitcom Porridge, starring the late Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale, claims he began his life of crime because prison 'seemed like fun'. Chris Pegg, 42, soon realized that life behind bars was not as fun a...
The popular BBC 2 quiz show, University Cage Fight has been reported following an anonymous tip off. The show features lots of public school educated types locked in combat with each other. Cage fighting in schools became popular in America and Eton,...
Sky TV has announced the launch of a brand new channel which according to the media giant will 'revolutionise the way we see celebrity culture'. The new channel, called D list,launching in late April,will be available on channel 666 and will be pr...
After months of searching, the body of Ricky Baxterman was finally found deep in the backstage annals of the 'Maury Show' studio. Baxterman, 32, was a guest on the show back on September 5th, 2008, where his wife of 8 years had a secret to t...
Chicago Il .- The gentle, peace-loving Amish are mightily peeved after discovering that the rest of the world is making fun of them and exploiting their good name. Two Amish gentlemen were walking through Union Station in Chicago when one of them, ca...
The best TV shows coming out this spring, according to the critics are Comedies once again, instead of reality shows. After many years of reality and drama reigning supreme on the boob tube, this year's midseason offerings are finally proving that...
The new ITV show "Celebrity Food Finders", in which a celebrity has to last a day on food found in bins or the street, is "disgusting" and below even ITV's level, says its chairman. B-lister comedian Joe Pasquale was shown rummaging through dustb...
Jacob Sourbe (27) lived a troubled life. Growing up on the poverty stricken side of town Jacob turned to a life of crime very early in life. Stealing small groceries from a corner store, Mr. Sourbe has never been a stranger to petty crime. Things...
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