On capitol hill today, Congress passed a law called the "American Congressional Activity Recovery Act" also known as the 'piece of shit'. This new law would require congressmen and women to actually do stuff when at work on capitol hill rather th...
In another shocking turn of events promising to further mess up the primary field, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney has come forward with allegations that Republican frontrunner and former Godfather's Pizza czar, Herman Cain, sexually harass...
Jackson - In a rare and unprecedented show of moxie, Mississippi voters turned back a referendum establishing life at acquaintance, as well as denying all forms of contraception except abstinence, solitary confinement, jerkin the gherkin and spousal...
Fresh from their triumph in passing a law which allows Christian students in Michigan public schools to bully gay students in the name of Jesus, Michigan legislators are eager to extend the concept to other crimes. "Currently, we have laws against...
A good career politician passes away quietly while in office. By the time they reach the traditional retirement age they are probably doing very little of any use, but retirement means an end to the gravy train that is politics. Sure, you get a decent pension and probably a comfortable lifestyle, but unless you find your way into a cushy little job that involves doing very little but turning up to...
1 Nov 2011: Jack Straw took undeclared cash from car insurance industry The former Labour cabinet minister Jack Straw was paid £5,000 by the motor insurance industry for a speech and question-and-answer session - a payment he did not declare when amendments affecting such firms were tabled last week. Well, I am surprised! 1 Nov 2011: Cuts to education, benefits and pensions Likely to lea...
Special to INS - Liam Breton, who fell short in his attempt to incite a national rebellion, has decided to run for U.S. President on the Luddite Party ticket. The Luddite Party was founded by Breton in response to the failure of the major politic...
Take one dictatorship posing as a democracy Slow roast until the heart is black and the meat is thirsty Add two or three cracked liberalists Whisk together with million dollar missiles Pour in a few hundred thousand dead soldiers And a good pinch of murdered women and children Let it rise for a few years in a lukewarm temperature of media hype and propaganda masquerading as fact Nuke it al...
With the announcement of getting an early jump on the seasonal shopping season; Kohl's, Target and Macy's hope to kickstart "Black Friday" by opening very late in the evening on Thanksgiving, Named Black Friday because the day is a quasi benchmark fo...
Late last Friday, revealing photographs surfaced on the internet of GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney. Pictures depicting Governor Romney with his lips wrapped around the areola of a woman that is definitely not his Mother or his wife. On Mon...
Washington--Career politician James Sensenbrenner from Wisconsin is sad to see how Congress can't seem to get anything done. "I remember when I first joined the United States Congress in 1979, and how both political parties worked together to get...
Washington--Senator Ron Johnson didn't make a lot of campaign promises, and that work ethic appealed to the voters of Wisconsin. Ron Johnson has introduced one bill since taking office, and isn't likely to introduce another bill until he absolutel...
Cameron made to apologise for "grossly offensive" Hillsborough remarks, pity, He believes the lower order folk are full of superfluity, Until election time, when he requires our vote and comity, Shows you how he makes it easy for us to show him our reprehensibility! Damian Green - Britain's Immigration Minister, said: "Immigration has been too high", he's not notice before,? another...
Hole in the Wall, MT. - A spokeshorse for the Alien BigHoof Association announced today that despite decades of intense investigations the fabled BigHoof continues to escape capture. The spokeshorse, who communicates with his human followers by...
This ode about MPs might just make you affright, In fiddling, lying, and nepotism they delight, MPs consume Caviar and not toast and Marmite, Their cons and excuses for fiddling are so erudite, They vary in loyalties and actions, from Thatcherite, Communist, Tree-huggers, Luddite's, and the odd Jacobite, Even the odd honest one, playwright or transvestite, They steal and fiddl...
Doctors have warned of the latest threat to our health, dubbed euroscepticimia or euro for short. At the moment the disease is spreading rapidly through the British population and a cull has been suggested by the 'Sun' to deal with the menace effecti...
The Coalition was formed, with the Lib-Dems & Tory shower, Clegg joined with Cameron, to get them into power, Making Clegg suicidal, as he has to kotower, Their political views, pretender to concur. No rise in VAT, they both assured the voting hoards, But it was agreed there would be by the political Lords, More fact-finding holidays to the Norwegian fjords, Amidst many resulting infi...
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