Ode to the Coalition

Funny story written by Inchcock

Sunday, 23 October 2011

The Coalition was formed, with the Lib-Dems & Tory shower,
Clegg joined with Cameron, to get them into power,
Making Clegg suicidal, as he has to kotower,
Their political views, pretender to concur.

No rise in VAT, they both assured the voting hoards,
But it was agreed there would be by the political Lords,
More fact-finding holidays to the Norwegian fjords,
Amidst many resulting infighting and discords.

Disgraced MP's & Ministers flooded the news,
More scandal to come we can be assured, but who's?
Surely voters the Liberal Democrats will lose?
Then Tories and Lib-Dems will get the blues.

Soon the protests on cuts will louder,
Damn Mr Fawkes for failing with his gunpowder!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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