Recipe for Disaster

Written by Stephen Prime

Friday, 4 November 2011

Take one dictatorship posing as a democracy
Slow roast until the heart is black and the meat is thirsty
Add two or three cracked liberalists
Whisk together with million dollar missiles
Pour in a few hundred thousand dead soldiers
And a good pinch of murdered women and children
Let it rise for a few years in a lukewarm temperature
of media hype and propaganda masquerading as fact
Nuke it all up so it's scalding on the inside and frozen in the middle
Then serve with a drizzle of oil gravy and lashings of ultra-violence

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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