A new poll finds most Americans are against a Gay Marriage Ban Amendment while at the same time are against homosexuals marrying. One of the poll respondents, Festus P. Hymen of Billings, Montana said, " Well shit, of course I wish I had a gay marria...
The Department of Homeland Security has been working with Election Officials, al Qaida and the Bush Administration to put plans in place to postpone the November Presidential Elections. The tentative plan calls for a terrorist attack in the event t...
\=-President George W. Bush has admitted that he has a "practically nonexistent" relationship with the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), citing as his reason that "Black Folks just seem to hate me" and has refused fo...
Documents from the Clinton Era White House have begun the journey to the new Clinton presidential library in downtown Little Rock, Arkansas from their storage area in an old car dealership in the same city. More than 630 tons of documents or some 80...
In a surprising twist to Near and Middle Eastern affairs, the newly installed Iraqi Interim Government has declared war on Afghanistan. This puts the American Government, who have Occupation Forces in both countries in the unique position of having t...
US Forces attacked a safe house reportedly owned by Jordanian born Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, killing seven and wounding fifteen in the city of Fallujah. This is the fourth attack on al-Zarqawi's suspected safe houses in two weeks.
President George W. Bush, speaking at the NATO Summit in Turkey said that embracing the principles of democracy does not mean embracing American culture. "Look at me," said President Bush during comments made at the Summit, " I'm the least cultural p...
The turnover of Sovereignty in Iraq has occurred two days early in the greatest of secrecy and under heavy security. President George W. Bush received the word of the transfer in a note from Condoleezza Rice while at a NATO Summit in Turkey. Mr. Bush...
First find the perfect location for your preparation. The country you pick must be rich in oils and potable water, yet oppressed. It should also sit well in it's region in order to gain the greatest strategic placement for later preparations. If you...
The Bush White House is finding itself in a position it never thought it would be in...not only is it locked in a some times neck and neck, some times losing battle with Democrat John Kerry, it is also fighting off a challenge from the center wing of...
Republicans are scrambling to find a candidate to replace George W. Bush in time for the Republican National Convention in New York City this August. While six months ago President Bush looked like such a shoo in for the nomination that the GOP never...
Vatican Officials have released a report saying that although the Inquisition burned people at the stake, stretched them to death on the rack, maimed and abused tens of thousands and possibly millions just because they weren't Roman Catholic, it real...
An alert office worker in Fort Worth, Texas is credited with saving a drowning child's life. Tom Bisner, a draftsman with an engineering firm was in his office Monday when a co-worker noticed three children playing on a rock dam. As Mr. Bisner watche...
Secretary of State Colin Powell has characterized himself as "not a happy camper" during comments made regarding the 2003 Terrorism Report debacle. While this reporter has no idea what the Terrorism Report is all about, one can easily understand what...
Newly installed Iraqi Deputy Foreign Minister Bassam Kubba was assassinated by unknown gunmen in Baghdad. This follows the car bomb killing on May 17th of Ezzedine Salim, then head of the Iraqi Governing Council and the May 27th attack on the convoy...
President George W. Bush had a private meeting with Catholic Pope John Paul II in Rome where the President asked the Pope for help in his re election bid. President Bush, a born again Evangelical Christian who believes all Catholics will burn in Hell...
Chuck Terzella, Veteran Spoof writer was openly criticized today for trying to be funny. Mr. Terzella, who is actually not known for his sense of humor but more for blind luck in stumbling upon humorous stories, tried to use the name of a rock and ro...
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