Should you be at a loose end one day, and looking for somewhere to take the kids, why not take a trip down to Frog-a-Rama. Littlehampton's most popular nature reserve. There you can pass an entertaining afternoon dressed in wet weather clothing pushing frogs out of trees with a long stick. This exciting pastime has been in operation for a few years now, but the story of how it came to be is a curi...
The Home Office announced today that in a major cost-cutting drive criminals are now to be arrested by e-mail. Chief Constable Bill Old confirmed the new policy and explained that Police Officers were far too busy filling in paperwork to be able t...
Bank teller Kevin Smally has died of intransigence following a recent raid on HS Natleys bank. He had been busy sharpening pencils for the manager when an armed gang stormed the High St branch. One of the raiders demanded cash from Mr Smally who r...
Amid cheers from the government benches, the Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne announced in the commons yesterday that he has put down a deposit on a new Transit van. The move is hoped to be a kick-start to the economy and is seen as a fi...
Brodford man Kevin Smally was horrified to discover a loaf of bread inside a mouse on Sunday. "I had bought the mouse from Discount Butchers on the High Street, and the wife had cooked it up for Sunday lunch" said Mr Smally. "Imagine our surprise...
The Ontario superior court has overturned a motion regarding the banning of brothels within the region following a counter motion submitted by three Canadian street girls. One of the women who bought the counter motion, Terri Bedwell had told the...
A leaked report has revealed that the government intends to deploy the bulk of the British armed forces to Las Vegas next spring. Apparently, they are concerned that the influx of traumatized troops returning from Iraq and Afghanistan will have a...
Local man Kevin Nobbart was presented with the keys to a shiny new Ford Focus yesterday. The car was the first prize in the High St Motors grand raffle. A delighted Mr Nobhard (Who already has a company car of his own)attended the High St Motors s...
Visitors to the Paris fashion show were stunned by the unveiling of the latest designer fashion accessory yesterday. The new tampon modelled by Kate Moss was an instant hit with fashion buyers, and drew gasps of appreciation from the audience.
It has been reported that part of Germany accidentally spilled over the border with Poland last week, covering over 10 square miles of Polish territory. "It's all rather embarrassing, and we're terribly sorry" said German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
A colony of hamsters has been discovered living in a tree within the Lakeside shopping centre near Grays Thurrock in Essex. A spokesman for the 200 acre site, boasting 250 retail outlets and parking for 13,000 cars explained that as an eco-friendl...
There was rejoicing throughout the Catholic Church yesterday when it was announced that a pair of knickers belonging to the late Mother Teresa had been found in the glove box of the Popemobile. It is thought that they were left there following an...
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