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Funny story: New candidate raids Kerry's Veep call

New candidate raids Kerry's Veep call

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a strange campaign happening, public support for a man named Kerry Edwards in the '04 Presidential race surfaced just moments after candidate John Kerry opened a rally in Pittsburgh.

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Funny story: Platform calls for Nader resigning... or else

Platform calls for Nader resigning... or else

WASHINGTON -- The 2004 Democratic platform to be presented to the party's convention in July calls for a wholesale rewriting of President Bush's national security strategy, promises a focus on preventing nuclear terrorism and calls for bribin...

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Funny story: Lane's gay and so what?

Lane's gay and so what?

LONDON -- Stage actor Nathan Lane came to England recently to hold a press conference revealing that he is a homosexual.

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Funny story: McCartney reveals Vinton was alter ego

McCartney reveals Vinton was alter ego

LONDON -- In a shocking revelation made here, former Beatle Paul McCartney said that he is and always has really been Bobby Vinton.

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Funny story: The real Brando, by Brit friend and author

The real Brando, by Brit friend and author

LONDON - British author Scorn St. Peters says, "Marlon Brando will go down in history as the man whose sexuality and rebellious attitude screwed up acting forever."...

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Funny story: Dead Reagan would beat '04 candidates, poll says

Dead Reagan would beat '04 candidates, poll says

CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, the South still couldn't have won the Civil War.

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Funny story: Reagan would beat top two candidates, poll says

Reagan would beat top two candidates, poll says

CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, Bob Hope would still be dead.

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Funny story: Dean would beat Bush, poll says

Dean would beat Bush, poll says

CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, there would still be no reason for the Dave Clark 5 to reunite.

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Funny story: Kerry just passes Bush, poll says

Kerry just passes Bush, poll says

CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, then yesterday would have been the day before election day.

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Funny story: Bush to edge Kerry, poll says

Bush to edge Kerry, poll says

CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, tomorrow would still be the day after election day.

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Funny story: Blair would beat Bush and Kerry, poll says

Blair would beat Bush and Kerry, poll says

CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, the weather would be better than in November.

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Funny story: Nader topples top two, poll says

Nader topples top two, poll says

CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, the general public would be confused and start to shop for Christmas.

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Funny story: Election is a dead heat, poll says

Election is a dead heat, poll says

CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, small children would still not be able to cast votes.

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Funny story: Kerry in a landslide, poll says

Kerry in a landslide, poll says

CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, people would believe it was election day.

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Funny story: Bush in a landslide, poll says

Bush in a landslide, poll says

CORCUPONIA, Wisc. -- A new poll released shows that if the general election were held today, no voting machines would be ready at the polling places.

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Funny story: Weather ceases after storm in northern England

Weather ceases after storm in northern England

LEEDS, Great Britain -- For some unknown reason, the northern portion of this country was hit with wild thunder and lightning storms and has not had any other weather since those storms cleared.

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Funny story: Iraq wants to go back to old government

Iraq wants to go back to old government

IRAQ -- In a stunning announcement that sent newly appointed Iraqi officials to the bathroom hurling their most recent meal, Iraqi transition spokesperson Aji Aji Ben Munno al-Scirocco said everyone in the country has changed their minds and "wo...

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