The legendary funny man from Timperley with the paper mache head, Frank Sidebottom, has sadly passed away. On an unusually hot day in Timperley, Frank had just had a conversation with Little Frank about how Altringham FC's star striker, Chris Seni...
The razor blade company who promised their product was the best a man could get have recruited three of America's brightest young stars to promote their latest one hundred blade razor. Adam Lambert, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber are set to replace...
The England football team have expressed their wishes to be back home in England so they can catch the exciting knock out stages of the World Cup in South Africa. A number of England's big stars were disappointed when they were told they would hav...
England football mascot David Beckham has decided his next son will be named Jabulani Vuvuzela Beckham after two of the most annoying pieces of plastic ever invented. The much maligned Jabulani football and the irritating Vuvuzela horn have receiv...
A well known supermarket has apologised to its customers after offering MILF online at a discount to its customers. The offer of 75 pounds off all MILF over the age of 35 seemed like a deal that was too good to be true but luckily not many purchas...
All nuclear power stations in the UK will be phased out and replaced by ex Holland football mid-fielder Edgar Davids before the end of 2012. Davids will begin generating Britain's electricity after the 2010 World Cup is over in July. He will start...
England and West Ham United goalkeeper Robert Green has received a CBE from the Queen in recognition for his outstanding performance in goal against the USA in the World Cup. The Queen, who is a big German football fan, was delighted to see the En...
After the Mayor of London Boris Johnson asked local councils to focus their attention on destroying foxes in the aftermath of the North London twin babies attack, a fox from South London has hit back demanding a cull of Boris Johnsons. The fox, wh...
Canadian songstress Alanis Morissette today announced she will be marrying her crapper. The crapper, or toilet as its known in English, has been the best friend of the singer for a few years now since Morissette first discovered the joys of spending...
A crazed fox has run rampage in North London killing 12 before taking it's own life by throwing itself in front of a bus. The fox began its killing spree by murdering its own twin brother before ripping the head of an owl. It then savaged a badger...
A group of gymnasts from Kent were celebrating last night after outperforming Terence and Philip from Southpark in the Britain's Got Talent 2010 grand final. The foul-mouthed Canadian duo from the popular cartoon wore the letters 'T' and 'P' on th...
The show that inflicted the likes of Jade Goody and, erm, the ghost of Jade Goody on the British public has turned to the circus to get its contestants for the last ever series. A bearded lady, the incredible three breasted half man, half rat, jug...
England captain and star of the classic BAFTA award winning TV show 'Rio Ferdinand's Wind-ups', Rio Ferdinand is out of the 2010 World Cup after suffering a freak injury. Ferdinand was stood on the edge of the penalty box in a training session wi...
If you've ever had the urge to be a woman in her 40's who has everything but still wants more then you should probably be seeking out some kind of therapy. Unless of course you are a 40 something woman, in which case you still should be seeking out some kind of therapy. However, for those who still want to live out this bizarre fantasy then thanks to the team who bought you Grand Theft Auto you...
Bono the popular Irish terrier and lead singer of rock/pop/dance/rap/punk/crap/sh*t/b*llocks band U2 is to be put down after breaking his back in a bizarre accident. The pint sized pup was rehearsing for an appearance at Glastonbury next month whe...
In a last ditch bid to bring the 2018 World Cup to England after Lord Treesperm told some attention seeking ginger tart about the Spanish cheating as usual, the English F.A. have promised UEFA that if their bid is successful they will not choose anot...
Jose Mourinho will lead out his Inter Milan side against Bayern Munich on Saturday to compete for the biggest prize in football. A coaching job at Real Madrid. First of all he needs his Italian side to defeat the German side in the final of tha...
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