A few days in the sun must have sounded like a good idea after Coalition UK for call me Dave. As he enjoyed his world statesman games in Cairo, what did Dave not know? Call him naive or badly advised, but as the Gadaffi's were shooting their own people next door in Libya, some bright spark noticed Dave's travelling companions. Dave had taken along, on his tour of the Arabian countries, some...
Ed Miliband was last night hailed a hero after defeating the Tombies in the Battle of the Giant Fridge/Freezer. Ed Miliband and the Rebel leader George Galloway hiked to the Scottish Highlands and found the fridge at a secret Tory Party Hideout...
Petite speaker John Bercow, 5'3', was forced to apologize after a physical row with Ed Miliband when he took offense to the Labour Leader licking his lips incessantly while ogling the recent naked picture of his wife Sally, 6'7" smeared all over loca...
Ed Miliband is to receive top secret vocal training from a Scottish Politician with an indefatigable nature. That Politician also happens to be a Super Agent who has been a member of the union of The superheroes for 30 years. The superheroes believe...
The Cameroons and their lobby fodder are walking round with wide grins. Our Glorious Ex Leader, Gordon is laughing his arse off. Labour MP's await the Ozzie v Balls battle of intellect and cross floor insults. The decision to make Ed Balls, Shadow...
Eric Pickles, Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government, has been replaced in the Cabinet following a vote of no confidence in the House of Commons. Despite being a major presence in the Conservative Party for over twenty years, Tory MP...
A highly controversial decision to replace Nelson's Column with a column dedicated to Nick Clegg has been met with displeasure throughout the United Kingdom. Clegg's Column, which is scheduled to be erected in Trafalgar Square by the end of 2012,...
David Cameron is believed to have spectacularly lost a snowball fight at a Christmas Fayre in Central London. The snowball fight was started by Ed Miliband who threw the first snowball at the PM of Great Britain as a joke. But the Prime Minister...
It has been revealed today that Labour leader Ed Miliband is to take part in a new scaled down version of dancing on ice, now renamed dancing waist deep in water. It is so named due to financial cutbacks in the ITV Budget meaning the rink can no long...
The reason why Ed Miliband is the correct man for the job of saving our Country has been revealed by a very interesting source... and its a shocker. The source is based right within the Union of Superheroes and is believed to be called Peter Par...
The International Union of Superheroes has called on Ed Miliband to save the World from a new breed of flesh eating monsters. The superheroes who include, Superman, Spiderman, Catwoman and George Galloway all believe the time has come to start t...
That's right. It says so, in the Daily Telegraph. It says: "David Cameron yesterday sent congratulations to Ed Miliband, the Labour leader, on the birth of his new son." Blimey! So what's the background? Digging further, the Telegraph discov...
A Labour Party spokesman today blamed the Shadow Cabinet announcement on a clerical error. The leader's secretary was taking dictation from Mr Miliband when he allegedly shouted "Balls!" in exasperation at forgetting the name of the MP he had chos...
"We are all in this together." - So, it is reported, Mr and Mrs Ed Bowls and Ed Multiband and partner are happy to echo. The lucky couples will continue to receive Child Benefit. Even though they are filthy rich and dare it be mentioned, Labour to...
A recent public survey has suggested that Ed Miliband may be unelectable, and that the Labour party would have been better off picking his brother David. In a detailed online poll to random members of the public, voters were asked which adjective...
Fifeshire feifdom, Scotland: Gordon 'Goldfinger' Brown, the overbearing, dictatorial, class war driven, English hating, middle-class loathing, paranoid, spend-and-tax, serial borrowing, Marxist leaning, I'm always right, incompetent Bully, who has...
A startled Press Conference, hastily arranged to clash with publicity for the Conservative Party Conference, called by Ed Miliband - the new Labour leader - has astonished the whole establishment. After many years in the wilderness the Labour part...
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