A local man caused a commotion at a local clothes shop today when he attempted to return a shirt he claimed he was far too 'sexy' for. The strange bald man came in to the store this morning and began ranting and raving - accompanied by his sim...
Angelina Jolie admits she wore hand-me-downs while she grew up in the city of Los Angeles. Her mother was on welfare and her father had abandoned them because of a lip crises. Growing up, her family didn't have a lot of money, so with the exceptio...
Once upon a time, many many years ago, there lived a man far far away, who was a stranger in a strange land. And many terrible wars inflicted this land, and many bad men worked for the evil king, King Shrubulus the Densest, and those evil men took people to the king's castle, and locked them in the dungeons there. And then the evil men went and waged more terrible wars against all the other kin...
It's said a suit makes the man, but I have to argue that the man makes the suit. Suits are considered the professional attire of businessmen, but I beg to differ that they're the uniform of conformists. Sure they may look good when suited to a specific region and time, but in all actuality they are just overpriced if not dangerous clothing. It doesn't seem that long ago that the cut of the jib...
Washington, DC/ Sewerege Treatment News - Resistance is starting to build against President O'Bama's wrong headed commitment of pushing the Nation into unprecedented massive debt with pork barrel spending, even amongst leading Democrats. Demo...
In what may be the single most important advancement in the field of sex research for the blind, behavioral and physiological psychologists have developed clothing and provocative underwear designed to enhance the sexual experience of blind people. C...
Shoppers received the news they had been waiting for tonight, when High Street fashion giant, Primark, announced that from next month, prices in its stores will be a damned sight cheaper than ever before. The reason for the new, lower prices, is t...
In recent years, a phenomenon has grown in the UK to the stage where it threatens the fabric of society - young men, mostly black, who wear trousers that looks like they belong to a 10 year old. The gusset of the trouser is worn at the same level as...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Levi Tripp walks with a limp, but that is due to a previous affectation. Now he's suing the pants off B. Street Clothing to the tune of 1.3 million dollars. Tripp was crossing the street with two armloads of groceries when the...
Rochester, NY - Researchers at the University of Rochester have found that wearing red increases sex appeal. It was a red letter day for psychologist Dr Rosie Redfern when she received word that her recent research would be published in the prest...
Harry Dick, blind boy born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-brid father (not a typo) has been suspended from his Special School for the Blind for turning up to his Parentcraft lesson wearing banana...
Clothing manufacturers have been told to reduce waistband sizes of all clothes produced in a bid to solve the obesity epidemic gripping the UK. The new regulations coming into effect on 1st January 2009 mean that trousers, skirts and such like wil...
Lynchburg Tennessee - Distiller Jack Daniels, under pressure from Conservative spokesman Rush Limbaugh, have agreed to reissue their famous traditional black Tee-shirt popularly worn by assholes until recently. Limbaugh and his right leaning group...
Cheikh Ali Mustaf Bouaz al-Zachar the leader at the Jamaa el-Jedid Mosque in Alger has told a big crowd that western women especially from the USA and England are too liberal in their dress and behavior. A lot of young women in Algerie are fans of...
Employees at NorthCom Inc. offered a broad based opinion that the polo shirt they were given as part of an "employee appreciation" week recently is "pretty fruity" and "sort of gay."...
In a crackdown on criminal Surfers, the Fraud squad have revealed that they are to enforce even stricter rules on laundering than have previously been in force.
Sonny Jotnose, a Sophomore at Barstow High School in California, was expelled for wearing a T-shirt on Friday. Superintendent of Schools, Ms. Rhoida Hemerra said the shirt's message was offensive.
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