Washington, D.C.: President Obama sheepishly apologized today for his incessant attacks on Wall Street over the first 15 months of his presidency. Claiming that he often mixes up the inanimate objects he likes to blame for our nation's troubles, Oba...
Hollywood - (Crocodile Tears): A new movie about the fall of Ponzi scammer Bernard Madoff tells the story of his last 24 hours before failed Lemon Brothers bankers grassed him up to the FBI. It will premiere next week at a new Manhattan cinema com...
After all the attempts of Greek prime minister to get a loan from Germany and other countries which failed miserably, the Greek government decided to announce a series of public-sector workers' pay cuts that would help the situation a little. Mos...
In a move that took the financial industry by surprise The Wall Street Journal ls reporting that the Mafia families in the states of New York, New Jersey, Rhode Island, and Connecticut are suing the major Wall-Street banking firms for patent infringe...
One penny out of every dollar spent in the United States of America went for salaries and bonuses at Wall Street firms, prompting demands for a new federal holiday. "We awarded ourselves $140 Billion in salary and bonusses in 2009," explained one...
New York City, NY - A group of economists at the New York Institute of Economics published a report forecasting a large increase in the salaries and rates paid to economists. Samuel Himes, one of the economists involved in preparing the report, said:...
We've all heard of bulls and bears on Wall Street, but salmon? I recently came across an article in which researchers used an MRI to scan the brain of a dead salmon while showing it pictures of human emotions, and to their surprise they discovered that the dead salmon's brain was reacting to the pictures it was shown. Amazing. Myself, being a fast thinking Wall Street fat cat (I am not reall...
After a psychological test, all members of the government have been officially registered as insane, and have been transferred out of harms way to a very comfortable nursing home-cum-asylum somewhere near Brighton. The crunch came as a result of t...
"Greed is Good", said Gordon Brown in the hit movie Wall Street, and now the actor that played him, Michael Douglas, is coming under fire for starting the runaway free market banking which has caused worldwide recession. "I've had to live with the...
Wall street investors have almost always been loyal Republicans who stir with patriotic pride at their love of their country. Whether they were making their money from war, weather or whims, they always felt great love for the flag. Now however that...
Washington, DC - President Barack Obama has begun sending 10,000 more ground troops to Afghanistan as soon as they finish their training at Fort Campbell, Kentucky. According to Reginald Feeler, a spokesperson for Vice President, Joe Biden, "They...
Wall Street produced the global financial and economic crisis but it may take a beloved 75-year-old game to solve it. The Obama administration is preparing a revised bailout plan for the banking system, calling on Wall Street bankers and 'Fat Cat...
(Washington, D.C.) A day after President Obama read an article that Wall Street bankers paid themselves 18 billion dollars in bonuses out of the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP), funds allocated to open up lending and credit, the President is pro...
Police reports regarding so-called "necktie bandits" have been flooding emergency phone centers as the rise of assaults on businessmen have been increasing around cities' financial districts. Assailants are grabbing the neckties of passersby and f...
DOHA (FMLiveWire) - US President-elect Barack Obama has blamed "fat cat honkies on Wall Street" for the global financial crisis, saying other countries are being dragged in to help resolve Western problems. "Those rich Wall Street crackers are pus...
New York - (Merovingian Dy-Nasty Mess): Soothsayers at NY's Roosevelt Island Temple of Nemesis have issued a bitter-sweet warning about Monday's stunning Saint Eligius Day Saturn-trining Moon/Venus/Jupiter conjunction that falls at 22 degrees Capric...
President-elect Barack Obama has named the new financial adviser who will help him when he becomes president. It is a controversial choice: The Count from Sesame Street. Count von Count has no experience in managing an economy, although he is a nu...
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