Written by Pointer

Saturday, 28 February 2009

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Republican Ratsass' small dinghy, The Rat's Nest

Wall street investors have almost always been loyal Republicans who stir with patriotic pride at their love of their country. Whether they were making their money from war, weather or whims, they always felt great love for the flag. Now however that profits are flagging and the very flag ship of state is flailing about for an anchor in a safe harbor, the patriotic investors are jumping ship.

Just when their country needs them most they are adding daily fear and trembling to the already tremulous and phobic economic crisis. When asked how they can call themselves patriotic and only think of themselves and their money at a time like this, President of Patriotic I-First Republicans (RIP), Whogives A Ratsass explained that when his membership said they lovbed America they were thinking about their whote rich America.

"Now that the browns are in the White House and the ir yachts may have to be downsized it's every rat for himself. We love America, it's most American people we don't give a shit about!"

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Topics: Wall Street

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