London - Saif Al Gaddafi's alma mater is in the spotlight once again amid reports it backed Tony Blair for the prestigious annual Nobel Piss Prize. Libyan School of Economics sources said today the ex-Prime Monster was being honored in recognition...
Tripoli - "Of course it all depends on the actual charges prosecutors bring against the Colonel's son," a Libyan legal source said today. "If it's aggravated cock-fighting, PhD doctoral fiddles or failure to pay his London Congestion Charge then T...
London - It's a made-in-heaven opportunity of a lifetime as financial creationists hail the Vatican's latest scam - er...plan! - announced during the Eurozone crisis this week. The proposed establishment of a World Central Bank sees ex-UK Prime Mo...
London - Clutching some onion slivers inside a silk monogrammed hanky the weepy-faced ex-UK Prime Monster sobbed quietly as pix of Colonel Gaddafi lying in a Misrata butcher's shop window went viral this weekend. The $10 million-per annum JP Morga...
In a shock statement released today, it was revealed that former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is the real father of Rupert Murdoch's youngest child after taking part in an immaculate conception ceremony in the Holy land with the Australian Oliga...
Plans to make the Rev Tony Blair a saint are far advanced in the Catholic Church. Pope Benedict is currently looking at several examples of Blair's saintly behaviour. Unfortunately a figure within the Catholic Church known to belong to a secret or...
Her eye on the bottom line, the Queen thinks that the Royals need to cut expenditures. Rumor is that she's dictated a number of cost-saving measures that will help to cut the huge drain on the Royal coffers. Her Majesty has advised female Royals not to waste money on nude pantyhose. "Just stick your legs out in the sun and get some color on them," she's advised members of the Royal family.
Today Blair was today frantically scrabbling around trying to get back in favour as it dawned on him that he has probably pissed on his chips when it comes to the whole "Lord Blair" thing. Sources close to Blair have indicated he does now realise...
Tony Blair has been accused of being a liar so many times that it does not bother him any more. There are however doubts about one particular story which have irked the former PM for years. So much so, that phoney Tony was this week forced to issue t...
MI5, MI6, London precinct: The mystery of Dr David Kelly, is one where the British public know a cover up when they see one. If the truth were ever to come out, Tony bLIAR would be on trial accused of conspiring to murder Dr David Kelly... Tony bLI...
Wiltshire - The Shadow World Government cabal has been spotted holding its AGM in the secret subterranean monument. New World Order sources said today the highly paranoid Group, founded by MI6/KGB double agent and ex-Harold Wilson era chancellor D...
You would not use honest, open or believable for Tony Blair, The man who killed soldiers, and put many in a wheelchair, The man who knew how to smile as he was being unfair, He and his rich wife grew richer, and dined out at Mayfair, As his fight for other's oil, he fought with flair, And smiled at the camera in his suit and tie of mohair, While his Weapons of Mass Destruction, could be foun...
London - A High Court hearing has seen Daily Smearer hacks defend their rants that the lifestyle 'guru' was shagging PM Blair. A libel judge heard today how Carole Caplin's top-graded security pass to No 10 was withdrawn by police amid concerns sh...
The unusual hiding place of Ratko Mladic has tonight been revealed for the very first time. It is believed that Ratko was able to evade capture because no one could understand how anyone could possibly survive in the strange place he chose to live...
Gordon Brown has spoken publicly for the first time about his worst ever year - 2010 to 2011 - and the triple whammy of disasters he suffered. First of all, on May 6th, 2010 the Labour party under his leadership were bounced out of government by t...
London - The bet will pay out odds of 100,000/1 to a £10 stake if HM the Queen croaks it 'to the extent they have to cancel the wedding'. Mug punta Anthony B Lair took out the wager - maybe on a tip-off - after the MI6 code words 'Kate Will Wear...
Startling news from Buckingham Palace tonight confirms that neither Tony Blair or Gordon Brown will be page boys at the big do in Westminster Abbey next Friday. Mr Blair has been practising by holding up a table cloth for hours, while Mr Brown is...
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