Yea though I walk in death's dark vale Yet will I feel no ill For thou art with me And thy rod and staff me comfort still The 23rd Psalm - Catholic version. It was a bit like that when I first discovered the Spoof. I didn't have a clue what was going on, and it was a bit daunting. But being the kind of individual who could bullshit for England, I stuck with it. I'm so glad tha...
(New Orleans, Louisiana) - Employing the Much-Ado-About-Nothing defense -- a move previously banned by the United Nations along with the Paradinha and the flying wedge -- Israel's Prime Minister did not help the peace process earlier this week. R...
Amid an increasing number of clashes between the Turkish military and the outlawed Kurdistan Workers' Party, or PKK, Sendogan Yazici from Istanbul has become the 121st Turk to declare his conscientious objection to military service. In a press con...
Devout Christian Tony Blair has sensationally admitted that the meek may not inherit the earth after all. Speaking at a press conference about the 'Tony Blair Faith Foundation' in New York the ex Prime Minister said: "I'm afraid to say that it...
A retired Methodist Minister claims that the Bible which supposedly depicts the history of our planet since the time God created it and everything in it was really written about another planet. He claims that astronomers have recently discovered a pl...
Glenn Beck announced today that he translated the Bible into a language his fans can understand, and help backup his agenda. "I think the Bible needed to be in a language that everyone understands. My fans deserve answers to questions they could...
New documentary evidence suggests that artistic differences and fierce legal wrangles almost prevented the release of The New Testament. The documents, long hidden by The Norwich Illuminati, reveal that the book, recently voted the third best sequ...
It's taken awhile but at last the "truth" has been unveiled by a scientific report claiming that Moses didn't actually part the waves in the Red Sea, winds did. Now any sensible non-Nerd or just common old common-sense thinking people (search and...
The Holy Scripture of Islam is the Old Testament, the New Testament, the Koran and the Hadith. The 1.5 billion Muslim people on Earth today are eagerly awaiting the return of their two Messiahs, the Hidden Imam and Jesus Christ. What the Muslim peopl...
A store clerk has become famous after discovering the bones of John the Baptist in the Walmart where he works. Ike Ahh, who works in the furniture department of the shop, was clearing out some rubbish when he found the bones lying on the floor nex...
Introduction - That Can't Be In The Bible began in Big Woods, Louisiana, the center of the Bible Belt, where I lived with my elderly father and stepmother. My stepmother's first two husbands had been Southern Baptist preachers before they died. They were college trained clergymen who left an awesome library in her house of biblical literature and homiletic books (sermon guidelines). To pas...
Leonard Nimrod, working under grants from the University of California - Davis, released findings of what is presumed to be a 1,183 lbs. fish in the Red Sea, the site of the famous "Loaves and Fishes" story canonized in the Bible. "A fish that bi...
Most of us are familiar with the story of Cain and Able from the Bible. Generally believed to be the tale of how Cain the elder slew his brother Able in a jealous/envious rage. This is commonly considered the first documented murder and the first documented crime of passion. For the most part we take this written testimony as the fact, not as evidence leading us to the facts. For the average pe...
Sandusky, OH - The police were called to a home in Sandusky by a mother of a 16-year old whom she said was holed up in his room smoking marijuana and using pages from the Bible as rolling papers. When police arrived at the home, sure enough, the b...
The ancestor of all Israelite people is said to be Abraham. Originally his name was Abram, meaning high father. According to Genesis 17, God unilaterally decided to alter Abram's name to Abraham, meaning father of all nations! Anyway, one day Abraham left his hometown to settle in present-day Turkey. Later he decided to move back to Palestine to build an altar, of course, at the insistence...
His devine holiness the Pope has denounced the latest archeological find from the Middle East. Archeologists were on a dig in Jerusalem when they came across something of global importance. Professor Ziegul Schidt of the Pidgeon Institute in F...
Those of you who follow the Bible closely have I'm sure at one time or another spent a few idol moments wondering when the main character of your favourite book would return. Today it has been revealed that Jesus is at last, once again, amongst us...
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