London - The pictures were accidentally hacked into by Daily Smearer reporters on the edge of the Andy Coulson affair. Their existence has seen a furious Palace rumpus erupt as the UK Representative for Rough Trade And Investment fights to save hi...
London - The Duke of York has had to cancel a 'Big Bang: UK Young Scientists Fair' trip this Friday over 'unfortunate connotations'. The Max Mosley-lookalike freeloader has been told he'll have to keep those adolf-esecent Big Bang theories to hims...
Prince Andrew has bowed to mounting pressure and resigned from his post as the U.K's Special Representative for International Trade and Investment. The decision had looked increasingly inevitable over the last few days after it emerged that the Pr...
Royal shock machines Sorry, Doshless of York, and Andrew, Duke of Hopeless, are set to be exiled as soon as an unsuitable country can be found to accept them. But apparently even the worst places on earth have their limits. Given her fondness f...
It's just been revealed by a guy smoking a cigar outside the 16th Street Social Club in Queens, New York that HRH Prince Andrew's application to join the Gambino crime family has been declined. Prince Andrew's nefarious activities have been recent...
London - An image of Prince Andrew with a Hitler mustache has appeared on Palace pancakes. The dish of scrummy crepes had been cooked up for the Queen's Shrove Tuesday pleasure tomorrow. It was to feature at a Palace party honoring delightful y...
The Queen is said to be considering a spring House (of Windsor) cleaning as the Duke of York's With-Friends-Like-These scandal threatens to turn into a real toe sucker. Bad news is swamping the monarchy at a pace not seen since the Royal Divorce-Off...
Sarah, Doshless of York and Andrew, Duke of Hopeless, are to appear in the lead roles of Danny Zuko and Sandy Virginal Girl in a revival of the hit musical Grease. The pair, always on the lookout for a new opportunity yet uniquely unable to disce...
London - The Duke of York's pervy paedo pals are tarnishing the glitter of royal glitz. Now the government fears his role as Britain's International Representative for Rough Trade & Investment may have been brought into disrepute. This week...
Sarah Brown, wife of former Prime Minister Gordon Brown, has revealed an encounter with Prince Andrew, which caused the Duke of York to march up a hill and down again. Knowing of Andrew's interest in history, Sarah Brown showed him a wax mask of O...
Buckingham Palace, LONDON: Prince Andrew's ex, Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, will not be attending the high society bash of the year at Westminister Abbey. Sarah, Duchess of York, also known as Fergie, is persona non grata in some quarters, si...
Prince Andrew has just turned down the lead role in the new TV production The Scroungers, suggesting that his big bro was much more suited for the role, having had far more practice. In truth, he was mortified at the mere thought of rising early t...
The Doshless of York has told friends of her mixed emotions at the WikiLeaks revelations about Prince Andrew braying like an ass in front of a Middle Eastern Rotary Club luncheon. "On one hand, she sees his comments as proof they were perfectly s...
Buckingham Palace, LONDON: Prince Andrew, the Duke of York has praised the British education services with the quoted comment, "In the UK, we have the best geography teachers in the world!" The Duke of York has also railed at British anti-corrupt...
After his success in promoting British arrogance and stupidity abroad Prince Andrew has been offered a new post by the Coalition Government. He is to be an Ambassador Against Anguish (AAA), helping the British public swallow the bitter pill of auster...
Cyberspace - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): More damning revelations claim a bit of the Duke of York's spittle lead to the capture of the Anna Chapman espionage ring. Transcripts from the cyber-whistleblower say his DNA matched Chapman for paternity.
Prince Andrew has described the Ministry of Defence as "hopeless" for not buying better armoured vehicles like the British-built 'Rangers', which resist blasts up to three times more effectively than vehicles currently in operation, which appear to b...
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