Written by queen mudder

Monday, 29 November 2010

image for Wikileaks: DNA tests on Prince Andrew 'caught Russian spy Anna Chapman'
FBI counter-terror cops kept abreast of the Chapman espionage ring

Cyberspace - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): More damning revelations claim a bit of the Duke of York's spittle lead to the capture of the Anna Chapman espionage ring.

Transcripts from the cyber-whistleblower say his DNA matched Chapman for paternity.

Apparently FBI counter-terror cops laid a honeytrap which then retrieved one of Chapman's used tampons for a sample of her genome.

Of course the CIA had long suspected that the 'current' Prince Andrew is an impostor because the original Mark #1 Andrew clone died in the Falklands War.

An 'injury time' doppelganger was hastily substituted by UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher from sordid Nazi S&M freak Max Mosley's family.

The operation eventually lead to Anna Kushchenko's capture along with her KGB espionage chums.

Today's revelations are being billed as the tip of a sordid arabian iceberg.

They promise more outrageous Specious Relationship exposes about cold war cover-ups concerning the descendants of Hitler, Stalin and Pope Pius XII who have infiltrated politics for the last 60 years.

Hillary Clinton's chances of remaining in pubic orifice have now shrunk below 2%.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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