Prince Andrew has described the Ministry of Defence as "hopeless" for not buying better armoured vehicles like the British-built 'Rangers', which resist blasts up to three times more effectively than vehicles currently in operation, which appear to be based on vehicles used in Alan Parker's 1976 film, Bugsy Malone.
The Grand old Duke of York said 'We had ten thousand men' When asked by reporters what happened to them, he replied 'Well, we marched them all up to the top of this hill, but that's not the issue here. We need to ensure that our boys in Afghanistan have the best equipment'
Mr Sir Duke then went on to say 'I've had moments when my equipment stopped working for no apparent reason and for a man with my reputation, it's bloody terrifying! WOOF!'