Microsoft computer scientists have set a new world record at sending an inanimate wooden cube shaped object through thin air using the revolutionary technology of quantum teleportation. The team of scientists, based at Microsoft's Tijuana, Mexico...
While in the early phases of announcing upcoming releases of Windows Server 2008, as well as "Office 14", internal code name for future versions of Windows desktop software, Microsoft carefully skipped over any mention of the "Vista" operating system...
Computer software giant and inventor of Windows, Bill Gates, has purchased exclusive rights to the usage of a famous saying. During the American version of Comic Relief, which is called "Relief from Georgebush", he paid almost $2 billion to take o...
Microsoft has admitted today that due to the way certain HTML constructs are handled in Internet Explorer, people are using it to 'hack' TheSpoof.com, a notorious satirical news website. It appears that if you wiggle your mouse up and down over th...
It's said a suit makes the man, but I have to argue that the man makes the suit. Suits are considered the professional attire of businessmen, but I beg to differ that they're the uniform of conformists. Sure they may look good when suited to a specific region and time, but in all actuality they are just overpriced if not dangerous clothing. It doesn't seem that long ago that the cut of the jib...
A reward of $250,000 has been offered by Microsoft to find out who was behind the Downadup/Cornficker virus. Since it started circulating in October 2008, the virus has infected millions of PCs worldwide, including, hospital computers and even Roy...
Keeping in line with other operating systems, Microsoft has announced the sudden release of a live update for the brand new Gotchanow implanted operating system. Apparently, users of the unpatched version of the OS are susceptible to suggestion. A...
Just behind their beta release of Windows 7, which is aimed at a mobile computing market, Microsoft has announced their most ambitious operating system yet, codenamed "Gotchanow," a word that is apparently based on the Native American term meaning, "...
Redmond WA - Software giant Microsoft announced it will be laying off five thousand staff as result of the economic slowdown. The announcement followed close on the heels off Apple announcing that Steve Jobs was taking a leave of absence due to a hor...
Microsoft unveiled Windows 7 on Saturday, demonstrating the multitude of features that the new version of the operating system has to offer. The overwhelming of the download servers is not Microsoft's biggest headache for the new product though. "...
The new version of Microsoft Windows, Windows 7, has escaped rather than waiting to be voluntarily released by the company. The new Windows, which has been devised solely to part frustrated Windows users from their money, is actually just Vista wi...
Seattle WA -- Software giant Macrosoft is the latest and the biggest victim of the crashing economy. The legendary computer giant filed for bankruptcy protection this morning after defaulting on $800 billion in debt. The Internet Explorer brows...
Reading UK: Microsoft today unveiled it's latest game for the xbox 360 - Toon Wars - A Newcastle United Manager Sim type game. The press release said - "Microsoft are pleased to announce that Toon Wars will hit the shelves in the UK in the next co...
Jerry Seinfeld's upcoming ad for Microsoft may surprise you. After getting beaten down by Apple's successful branding ads showing a "cool" Mac guy versus a nerdy PC guy, Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer are finally fighting back. The advertising schem...
Microsoft have disputed claims that Windows 7, the proposed follow up to Vista, is anything like the Macintosh system launched in 1991. 'For starters it won't run on a Mac (unless it's one of those dual boot things)' said CEO Steve Ballmer ' We ar...
Microsoft CEO Bill Gates was caught earlier today buying the latest Apple Iphone. This comes as a great shock to many in the industry as Apple and Microsoft have been fierce competitors for the last several years.
Despite having a personal firewall built to protect him from the vitriol of millions of dissatisfied Vista customers, Steve Ballmer, Microsoft CEO was today pelted with eggs in Budapest.
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