Ballmer pelted with eggs - personal firewall ineffective

Funny story written by ScottThe Dot

Wednesday, 21 May 2008

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Over easy to throw

Despite having a personal firewall built to protect him from the vitriol of millions of dissatisfied Vista customers, Steve Ballmer, Microsoft CEO was today pelted with eggs in Budapest.

"I had my best guys put together this device which is supposed to act like a shield of steel. Instead it would appear that if any projectiles are thrown right handed from a distance of 10 metres then sadly it does not function. It turns out this is a feature of the firewall and in no way a flaw. I should have read the ToS properly." said a scrambled Steve.

The eggs wreaked havoc causing mild staining and a complete follicular shutdown.

Steve Jobs declined to comment as he wafted by on a cloud of perfumed doves.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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